Delat Tie 2

[Ezralite]

Q: What's the difference between a Delta pilot's wife and a Lamborghini?


A: Not everybody has been in a Lamborghini.

 

[Cobraair75drvr]

Sure they CHOSE to stay...Riiiight. Heard that all the time from the jealous lifers at the sub contractor I worked for prior to nwa. Intercourse nightly??? Poor wives, having that fat underachieving slob home nightly. As a former nwa pilot I very rarely have asked for a windcheck. However, since it irratates you subs so much I think I will start asking at least twice per approach...Even on calm days. Night, night sub boy.

Isn't that funny, and now they act like they had nothing to do with them - ever. Not to mention, most of the senior guys at ASA CHOSE to stay so they could continue working only 6-8 days a month, having intercourse with their wives NIGHTLY and not take a pay cut to go sit in JFK on reserve with all the other chumps. I started this original thread with three of my favorite delta jokes and you guys have given me many more to use now. Kudos.....Keep up the good work. and....WINDCHECK! ha ha ha

 

[mesaserf]

One time this Delta FA was sooo fat, when she jumped up in da air....

She got stuck!

 

[buscap]

No stars on this post yet???????

 

[acarpe3448]

windcheck bitches!!!

runway check! Ooops!

 

[acarpe3448]

Isn't that funny, and now they act like they had nothing to do with them - ever. Not to mention, most of the senior guys at ASA CHOSE to stay so they could continue working only 6-8 days a month, having intercourse with their wives NIGHTLY and not take a pay cut to go sit in JFK on reserve with all the other chumps. I started this original thread with three of my favorite delta jokes and you guys have given me many more to use now. Kudos.....Keep up the good work. and....WINDCHECK! ha ha ha

If I got out of Clownair after working at that flight school of an airline, I would act like I had nothing to do with them also! I would be ashamed to work at that airline! Even your active Comair pilots are ashamed of where they work, that is why you see them with "Delta Crew" tags on their bags!

 

[acarpe3448]

Aww, there is the bitter crybaby we knew and loved. We missed you, I thought you went soft on us. Thought maybe those Mainline benefits finally kicked in and paid for your personality transplant. Alas, it is the same old Acarpe who's wife left him for a Comair pilot and couldn't get a job waiting tables while he was furloughed. (hint.... it might have something to do with your personality).

Welcome home my friend, welcome home!

Ah yes! A Comair puke that is so ashamed of where he works! How typical! Unlike the Comair pukes on furlough, I found a damn good job while I was out! Still doing it today in addition to Delta! Thank You! My wife needs someone capable of making a descent salary! You could not make her car payment! As far as personality, I would take a good look at yours pal! Maybe that is the reason you are forced to work in the minor leauges at the worst airline in America! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Loser!!! Get those apps filled out at MacD's!

 

[acarpe3448]

Come on, lighten up people, the jokes about killing passengers are uncalled for. The Delta pilots jokes are hysterical, and I plan on using most of them!

I think this whole thread is uncalled for! But you all started it! So let's keep it going!!!

 

[Ezralite]

Q: What's the difference between Acarpe's jokes and Acarpe naked?


A: Women don't laugh at Acarpe's jokes.

 

[SLUF4]

your jokes aren't really jokes

 

[onewithwings]

Why did the other thread get closed? Lighten up, people!

It was closed due to overwhelming multiple complaints. Jokes are fine but not at the expense of others. Think before you post.

 

[Ezralite]

your jokes aren't really jokes

Exactly.

It's funny that this guy gets all upset about a few jokes and turns it into a Comair vs. Delta thread, and assumes that everybody works for Comair. The more he gets upset the more fun we all have.

 

[buscap]

This thread is like a good healthy-hershey bar and two cups of starbucks purge.

We all need one every now and then to remind us just how full of crap we really are.

 

[XPOO]

I'm still trying to figure out what a "Delat Tie 2" is.

 

[shortbus driver]

Whats the difference between a Delta pilot and any other pilot in the world?

Any other pilot in the world does not turn off at the end of a 9000ft runway; they use the high speeds!

Whats the difference between NW DC9 pilots and any other pilot in the world? Any other pilot in the world doesn't yell at me when I am jumpseating for 'stealing his flying' and 'ruining the industry' when his airline pilots voted to give up scope...when I was 15 years old