CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[XPOO]

Chuck Norris picked Nevada to go all the way in the NCAA Tourney.

 

[CopilotDoug]

If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister

 

[FlySacto]

If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister

Beautiful!!!

 

[XPOO]

If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister

That is amazing. Considering I've never had a sister. But I still think Bob Saget has him beat, because we all know that Bob rubs one out with the use of sandpaper.

 

[maverick121]

He can fly, bang kristi Brinkley and demonstrate his wide range of motion on his total gym all at the same time!

 

[CFI2766]

Chuck Norris once went to Perris Island for a vacation. He came across R. Lee Ermey and gouged out his eyeballs......

 

[jws717]

Chuck Norris, can make a CRJ climb to FL410 and it will like it!

 

[maverick121]

Chuck Norris is the kind of guy you could drop off in the middle of the Artic Circle with nothing but a pair of bikini underware and no toothbrush and he'd show up the next day on your doorstep with a million dollar smile and a full fresh can of whoopass!

 

[Movin' on up!]

Who's Chuck Norris?

 

[Traumahawk]

Who's Chuck Norris?

He's the guy who roundhouse kicks you to death every night in your dreams.

You'd be lucky to wake up tomorrow after a question like that!

 

[SSummers]

So where is Chucky boy on the Mesa seniority list?

 

[Quack]

It wasn't Moses who parted the Red Sea, it was the power from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

 

[Soverytired]

I love this thread! Keep up the good work.

Oh . . . . I think Chuck Norris would appreciate this "Boot to the head" skit (Dr. Demento Classic , circa 1980's (?))

http://beagleweb.com/personal/Frantics-Tae-Kwon-Leep-64k.mp3

 

[ArcticFlier]

Chuck Norris picked Nevada to go all the way in the NCAA Tourney.

Then he changed his mind and roundhouse kicked the entire Nevada team in their heads and took their (basket) balls. He then flew out to Lawrence, KS in his camo -1000, taxiied up to Allen Field House and gave the Jayhawks the Nevada team's (basket) balls to do with as they will. He then admonished Bill Self to get those Jayhawks to bone up on the free throws and not to give away games at the last minute, or he gets a roundhouse to the head! He then went up to Strong Hall and roundhouse kicked all of the engineering students in their pocket protectors while they were between classes.

 

[scott hall]

I tried to fire Chuck Norris for roundhouse kicking my employees. It didn't go so well for me.