CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[snap145]

Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to

Blade.
Laser.
Blazer.

I believe you've met my fitness consigliere, Me'Shell.

yes but who remembers the name of the nasty russian chick with the "lady in red" song playing in the background?????

 

[DannyNoonan]

a lot of you prolly heard this one from the chronicles, but for those who havent....ENJOY!....

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f**k with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

 

[Rook]

yes but who remembers the name of the nasty russian chick with the "lady in red" song playing in the background?????

You mean Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovcichski? :laugh:

 

[TheDude280]

Unless your into that sort of thing. In which case I've got some shackles in the back. HAHAHA, just kidding, but really. I got em!
Let it be known that I am demanding we get ESPN 8, the Ocho at ExpressJet!!!

 

[PERSON]

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth a billion paragraphs.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics with his roundhouse kick by altering the space-time continuum and knocking his victims into the next millinium. One reason for this is that his roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes and white socks. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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[Fratboy]

I am so glad there is something that everyone on the FI Regoinals board can agree on!!!

 

[rfa]

He can slam a revolving door you know.

 

[CrownandCoke]

I heard that when Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push his body up. He pushes the earth down.

He also ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

And this global warming thing is a crock. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned up the sun.

 

[DrewBlows]

Chuck Norris once did a 20 minute turn in JFK!

 

[JediNein]

Chuck Norris makes ORD Ground sit in the penalty box.