CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[jeroom]

I forget to mention that he also round-house kicked the gate agents because they were too slow to board, so he did the boarding...Kicked any passengers that didn't wear his seatbelt right away or open his mouth during Chuck safety presentation. He threw 2 packs of dasani in the aisle and a few biscoffs for those who needed them, and then took off!

He has no co pilot...he wear 7 stripes on his shoulders, and the crashaxe on his belt, next to the Uzi!

His Ipod is not white...it's camo painted.

 

[Fred Rogers]

Chuck Norris' CRJ-900's will not be equipped with speedbrakes. He will just stick his bicep out the window.

 

[Capi_Cafre']

FL 410 wants to be in the Chuck Norris club.

 

[snap145]

Gulfstream pays Chuck Norris for training.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chuck Norris sets the alarm off everytime he goes through security.....because he has balls of steel!
......and an Uzi

 

[Exskydiverdrivr]

An Airtran Spokesperson was quoted as saying. It was very fortunate Captain Norris had agreed to 3 transcon turns in consecutive sequence. Had he stayed on his his original schedule- the parents of the 3 yr. old child might have have more clearly understood why delaying his flights can have dire consequences.

 

[BcPilot99]

Once on a movie set there was a goat that was being used as a prop in the background, and it was hit and killed by a truck in between takes. Chuck Norris saw this and immediately ran over and brought the goat back to life. After the goat stood up and started moving around Chuck Norris swiftly gave the goat a roundhouse kick to the head killing it instantly just to prove that Chuck giveth and Chuck taketh away!!

 

[Guitar Guy]

Chuck has never had to vote on a concessionary contract because no management team has ever had the cojones to offer him one.

 

[DrewBlows]

Chuck Norris made a livable wage as a first year FO at a regional airline.

 

[freeflyer14]

Chuck Norris got a phone number to call for missing a crossing restriction. He proceeded to round-house the controller through the phone line. Chuck Norris does not need or abide by "restrictions".

 

[time builder]

Chuck Norris made a livable wage as a first year FO at a regional airline.

You do err..... Chuck Norris is never second in command. He's more like a street megacaptain (hence the seven stipes mentioned earlier).