Ha!
How do you think Michael Bolton got that "nuts-caught-in-a-Cusinart" singing voice of his?
That's right...Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the sweetbreads!
Where a normal man would be killed five times before he hit the ground, the question is: Why did Chuck Norris let Bolton live? Answer: Because he has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister
If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister