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CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

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Chuck Norris has been known to have taken the biggest dump an airplane has ever seen, and drink the blue juice afterwards!
 
Waldo is hiding because of Chuck Norris
 
Chuck Norris thinks Age 65 is stupid.

This is not a Chuck-endorsed quote. He's gonna roundhouse kick you so hard, your grandkids will feel it
 
UPS just hired chuck with 200tt / 30multi
 
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "Manslaughter"
 
CopilotDoug said:
Chuck Norris thinks Age 65 is stupid.

This is not a Chuck-endorsed quote. He's gonna roundhouse kick you so hard, your grandkids will feel it
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Ha!

How do you think Michael Bolton got that "nuts-caught-in-a-Cusinart" singing voice of his?

That's right...Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the sweetbreads!
 
They still made Chuck Norris fly the sim for the FedEx interview, but he only had to do one instrument approach.
 
Occam's Razor said:
Ha!

How do you think Michael Bolton got that "nuts-caught-in-a-Cusinart" singing voice of his?

That's right...Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the sweetbreads!
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Where a normal man would be killed five times before he hit the ground, the question is: Why did Chuck Norris let Bolton live? Answer: Because he has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
 
Chuck Norris put in the anonymous bid for the CRJ1000's.
 
Chuck Norris is the only person allowed to have 16 minutes of fame.
 
Chuck Norris picked Nevada to go all the way in the NCAA Tourney.
 
If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister
 
CopilotDoug said:
If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister
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That is amazing. Considering I've never had a sister. But I still think Bob Saget has him beat, because we all know that Bob rubs one out with the use of sandpaper.
 
Chuck Norris once went to Perris Island for a vacation. He came across R. Lee Ermey and gouged out his eyeballs......
 
Chuck Norris is the kind of guy you could drop off in the middle of the Artic Circle with nothing but a pair of bikini underware and no toothbrush and he'd show up the next day on your doorstep with a million dollar smile and a full fresh can of whoopass!
 
It wasn't Moses who parted the Red Sea, it was the power from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick
 
XPOO said:
Chuck Norris picked Nevada to go all the way in the NCAA Tourney.
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Then he changed his mind and roundhouse kicked the entire Nevada team in their heads and took their (basket) balls. He then flew out to Lawrence, KS in his camo -1000, taxiied up to Allen Field House and gave the Jayhawks the Nevada team's (basket) balls to do with as they will. He then admonished Bill Self to get those Jayhawks to bone up on the free throws and not to give away games at the last minute, or he gets a roundhouse to the head! He then went up to Strong Hall and roundhouse kicked all of the engineering students in their pocket protectors while they were between classes.
 
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I tried to fire Chuck Norris for roundhouse kicking my employees. It didn't go so well for me.
 

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