CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[JettBoii]

These are friggin funny. Thanks Guys!

 

[DannyNoonan]

Chuck runs ATL tower, ground, CD and ramp control while he sleeps.

all that is conidered "rest" time for cn

 

[ballsdeep123]

Chuck Norris wears ribbed condoms inside-out, for his pleasure.

 

[jeroom]

You guys remember the old tower demolition in ATL?

Well...it wasn't dynamite they used...

It was Chuck Norris round house magic kick...each brick, one after another, in a matter of 3 seconds...This guy is quick!! Beware!

Well, after that appetizer, Chuck norris was seen heading toward the terminal to take a quick shower...dress up, and get into his stealth camo CRJ to get on his 16 legs day across the US....

 

[snap145]

this is awesome...lets see if we can get this bad boy up to 10 pages

 

[Hootie9750]

Chuck Norris once while non-reving to work on an ERJ145 was told by a FA that he would have to gate check his large bag. Chuck then proceeded to roundhouse kick his full size samsonite so hard that it actually did fit in the overhead bin. The FA was instantly killed by shear amazment.

 

[PositionandHold]

Chuck Norris makes ORD Ground sit in the penalty box.

That right there is the funniest thing I've ever read on here.

 

[inthegoo]

The other day I asked Chuck Norris what he thought of this thread, he roundhouse kicked me in the head, now I'm dead.

 

[dojetdriver]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He sits ready reserve.

There is no ready reserve when Chuck Norris is around. Only a mass of crew schedulers bodies who have been round housed for even trying to assign it in the first place.

 

[flyf15]

Chuck Norris got hired at Pinnacle with 250TT and 25ME.... oh, wait.

 

[DashTrash400]

Chuck Norris flies a 50 seater for 100 seat pay.

 

[DannyNoonan]

Chuck Norris calls crew scheduling on THEIR day off and makes them mow his lawn

 

[jeroom]

Chuck Norris calls crew scheduling on THEIR day off and makes them mow his lawn

Danny... I don't know who you are ....but that was very funny! Every schedulers should mow pilots lawn for the sake of it...

 

[flyboyike]

If Chuck Norris is ever running late, time better slow the f...k down.

 

[B190Captain]

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

 

[Hootie9750]

Chuck Norris calls crew scheduling on THEIR day off and makes them mow his lawn

Hell yeah!! LOL!!

 

[Guitar Guy]

Chuck Norris doesn't pay for AirInc conferences. Kit Darby pays Chuck to show up and not roundhouse kick Kit in the head.

 

[Troy208]

Chuck Norris once while non-reving to work on an ERJ145 was told by a FA that he would have to gate check his large bag. Chuck then proceeded to roundhouse kick his full size samsonite so hard that it actually did fit in the overhead bin. The FA was instantly killed by shear amazment.

LMFAO!!!

 

[JediNein]

A piston aircraft once tried to fail its engine when Chuck was flying it. Chuck roundhouse-kicked the aircraft and now it's a swept-wing turbine. Boeing and Airbus pay Chuck royalties for the swept-wing design.

 

[TOOL CRIB]

Chuck Norris is the only man in existence to hold a CL65 type rating and be approved for all circling approaches... not just VMC only.

Chuck Norris was once given an EDCT time. The planet on which he was given that EDCT time is now an asteroid belt.

Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate contracts. He demands a 5% raise every day, and gets it.

When Chuck Norris is your captain and calls for flaps 60, even though they only go to flaps 45, you better find a way to make it happen, and quickly!

Chuck Norris can actually get good food at an airport.