CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[Traumahawk]

Heard it from a former PHL ramper @ Ruby Tuesday's









:beer:

 

[BcPilot99]

Heard it from a former PHL ramper @ Ruby Tuesday's












:beer:

Was it in a dark corner of the bar?? haha

 

[Papps]

I read in USA today that Chuck Norris has an auxilary testicle. Bringing the total up to three for quote "just in case."

 

[TOOL CRIB]

CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's


All at the same time! While giving karate lessons to the passengers. Chuck is also exempt from all rest requirements.

 

[landlover]

I also read in usa today that Shaft will be his co-pilot!

he is a bad muthaa, watch your mouth! just talking bout shaft!

 

[snap145]

I also read in usa today that Shaft will be his co-pilot!

he is a bad muthaa, watch your mouth! just talking bout shaft!

dude! chuck norris dont need no mutha fu%$in CRM.....he flies single pilot...always in IMC, with a deferred AP and flight director.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Nice try!

In a pinch, Chuck Norris doesn't even need a plane!

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Damn!! The first company to put in a competing bid will end up with a round house kick to their stock price!

 

[txpilot1974]

I also read in usa today that Shaft will be his co-pilot!

he is a bad muthaa, watch your mouth! just talking bout shaft!

Dog the Bounty Hunter's ol' lady will be the FA.

 

[DannyNoonan]

chuck norris requires 1 minute compensatory rest per every 1000 hours of duty

 

[xjlifer]

Dog the Bounty Hunter's ol' lady will be the FA.

Only if it is for NWA.

 

[RemoveB4Flght]

Chuck Norris doesn't even close the door to the flight deck, he just hangs an Uzi from the gear handle in plain view

 

[landlover]

dude! chuck norris dont need no mutha fu%$in CRM.....he flies single pilot...always in IMC, with a deferred AP and flight director.

sounds like where I actually work, aside from the single pilot part!

crm? what's that?
auto-pilot? what's that?
flight director? what's that?

 

[regionaltard]

chuck norris requires 1 minute compensatory rest per every 1000 hours of duty

Wrong. Chuck Norris is so bad, compensatory rest needs him.

 

[DrewBlows]

Chuck Norris doesn't have "minimums". The weather hears he's comming and moves out of fear of a round house kick.

 

[Rook]

Wrong. Chuck Norris is so bad, compensatory rest needs him.

:laugh:

 

[ERJpusher]

F**kin' Chuck Norris.


Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody.

 

[DannyNoonan]

F**kin' Chuck Norris.


Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody.

oh thats a painting of me grabbing the bull by the horns...its how i conduct business...plus that actually happened

 

[Rook]

Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to

Blade.
Laser.
Blazer.

I believe you've met my fitness consigliere, Me'Shell.

 

[landlover]

Chuck Norris doesn't have "minimums". The weather hears he's comming and moves out of fear of a round house kick.

:laugh: