CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[ackattacker]

Chuck Norris doesn't deice. He roundhouse kicks the wings and the ice flies off.

Chuck Norris doesn't commute. They build the airport wherever he is.

FedEx just changed their hiring minimums to 1500 hours PIC turbine or 1 minute in the presence of Chuck Norris.

 

[PERSON]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Yeah, I heard that whenever someone offers Chuck a bottle of soy milk, he kicks it so hard it vaporizes instantly. Suddenly, everyone else around him appears to be a little more feminine. But, that's not from the soy vapor. It's because Chuck Norris is just that manly.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equivalent to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) and, if that was ever tapped, his roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 years.
</B></I></U>The only reason Chuck Norris didn’t win an Oscar for his performance in “Sidekicks” is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That’s just suicide.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Gotcha!”.
Chuck Norris constructed his own IPOD by staring intensely at 10,000 country-western bands until they finally surrendered and dutifully compacted themselves into a 2x4x1/2” white rectangle.

 

[Quack]

There's two types of people in this world...those who love Chuck Norris, and those who are afraid to admit it.

 

[John Pennekamp]

ASA is firing all of the rampers and gate agents because Delta hired Chuck Norris to take over and clean up the ramp. He'll be single handedly running the ATL operation from now on, and any pilots foolish enough to run late will immediately recieve a round house kick to the head.

 

[DannyNoonan]

man theres a lot of talk about roundhouse kicks....is that from walker texas ranger or his movies?

 

[Way2Broke]

man theres a lot of talk about roundhouse kicks....is that from walker texas ranger or his movies?

Your screen name is awesome...

Nooonan..... Misssss Itttt

 

[DannyNoonan]

Your screen name is awesome...

Nooonan..... Misssss Itttt

are you going to harvard?

no st. copias of northern...

where??

 

[Rekks Inbound]

So that's why Subway never opened in PHL, they failed to hire Chuck Norris. Jared deserves to be roundhouse kicked in the head for that one.

Oh, be the ball, Danny. Be the ball.

Peace.

Rekks

 

[waterski]

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pond, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets terrified.

 

[doh]

Only if it is for NWA.

ROTFLMFAO!!:beer: