CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[ackattacker]

Chuck Norris doesn't deice. He roundhouse kicks the wings and the ice flies off.

Chuck Norris doesn't commute. They build the airport wherever he is.

FedEx just changed their hiring minimums to 1500 hours PIC turbine or 1 minute in the presence of Chuck Norris.

 

[PERSON]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Yeah, I heard that whenever someone offers Chuck a bottle of soy milk, he kicks it so hard it vaporizes instantly. Suddenly, everyone else around him appears to be a little more feminine. But, that's not from the soy vapor. It's because Chuck Norris is just that manly.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equivalent to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) and, if that was ever tapped, his roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 years.
</B></I></U>The only reason Chuck Norris didn’t win an Oscar for his performance in “Sidekicks” is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That’s just suicide.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Gotcha!”.
Chuck Norris constructed his own IPOD by staring intensely at 10,000 country-western bands until they finally surrendered and dutifully compacted themselves into a 2x4x1/2” white rectangle.

 

[Quack]

There's two types of people in this world...those who love Chuck Norris, and those who are afraid to admit it.

 

[John Pennekamp]

ASA is firing all of the rampers and gate agents because Delta hired Chuck Norris to take over and clean up the ramp. He'll be single handedly running the ATL operation from now on, and any pilots foolish enough to run late will immediately recieve a round house kick to the head.

 

[DannyNoonan]

man theres a lot of talk about roundhouse kicks....is that from walker texas ranger or his movies?

 

[Way2Broke]

man theres a lot of talk about roundhouse kicks....is that from walker texas ranger or his movies?

Your screen name is awesome...

Nooonan..... Misssss Itttt

 

[DannyNoonan]

Your screen name is awesome...

Nooonan..... Misssss Itttt

are you going to harvard?

no st. copias of northern...

where??

 

[Rekks Inbound]

So that's why Subway never opened in PHL, they failed to hire Chuck Norris. Jared deserves to be roundhouse kicked in the head for that one.

Oh, be the ball, Danny. Be the ball.

Peace.

Rekks

 

[waterski]

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pond, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets terrified.

 

[doh]

Only if it is for NWA.

ROTFLMFAO!!:beer:

 

[TheDude280]

are you going to harvard?

no st. copias of northern...

where??

TURDS!!!

 

[DannyNoonan]

TURDS!!!

spaulding!! how many times have i spoken to you about your language!!!!!

 

[TheDude280]

spaulding!! how many times have i spoken to you about your language!!!!!

Ahoy Paloi, where'd you come from, a Scotch Ad?

 

[Rekks Inbound]

Yea Carl, there's a pool out back...and a pond. Yea, a pond would be good for you, Carl.

 

[TheDude280]

Ah from Chuck Norris to Caddyshack. aaaaaahhhh, time to go drink white russians and bowl.

 

[DannyNoonan]

i like how this is slowly transforming into a caddyshack quote post!!

p.s. SO WHAT?? SO LETS DANCE!!

 

[Rekks Inbound]

Lacey: "So you were in Vietnam?"

Ty: "No."

Here's a true story. My first job interview for a flight instructor position (in 1989) was to sit in the classroom (not in use at the time), watch Caddyshack and finish a 12 pack. If I did it, I had the job.

It was the best CFI job I ever had.

Boy, has the industry changed.

Peace.

Rekks

 

[Rekks Inbound]

And not to forget about Chuck, he would have roundhouse kicked Spaulding right into Judge Smails' yatch!

 

[dingo222]

chuck killed the preacher on the golf couse with a roundhouse kick as fast as lightning

 

[Axel]

Good thing for the gopher that Bill Murray was cast instead of Chuck Norris.

 

[urflyingme?!]

Hey guys, this is a chuck norris quote thred, as much as I love caddyshack, you don't want chuck to find out about this.

JO asks Chuck Norris for a pay raise

 

[XPOO]

One day, while Chuck was in Denver, he decided to see how fast his fists were by breaking the windshields of every airliner he could find. Then stood back and laughed as the NTSB and FAA scratched their heads, baffled.

But we ALL know that BOB SAGET is the reason your mother likes anal.

 

[Tarzan]

One day, while Chuck was in Denver, he decided to see how fast his fists were by breaking the windshields of every airliner her could find. Then stood back and laughed as the NTSB and FAA scratched their heads, baffled.

But we ALL know that BOB SAGET is the reason your mother likes anal.

Chuck Norris will kill you with a spinning backfist because you called him a her. The he will kill the fool who hijacked "his" thread with Caddyshack nonsense.

 

[XPOO]

Edited..thanks. I blame this one solely on Bob Saget.

 

[JettBoii]

The employees at Wendys on D speak correct english when he orders.

 

[JediNein]

Chuck gets first class service from Murray Aviation in DET. Every time.

'Cept they always have to hire replacements afterwards.

 

[flyboydk]

Chuck Norris always gets a first class seat.... even on Southwest.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Chuck Norris thinks Age 65 is stupid.

 

[DannyNoonan]

Chuck Norris always gets a first class seat.... even on Southwest.

haha..and a seat assignment!

 

[Fred Rogers]

But we ALL know that BOB SAGET is the reason your mother likes anal.

Oh man, that is great...
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Chuck Norris is not a scab. Scabs are what you get after a run in with Chuck Norris