Donald Trump....... Lying Ted
You know it's funny you should mention that this weekend. I just got this unreleased transcript from 2014.
Kenn Ricci: You know and ...
Rick Handshuch: these pilots, they used to be easy but they're still very naive and impressionable.
Kenn Ricci: I moved on some before, actually. You know, the ones at Citation Air. I moved on them, and I failed. I'll admit it. I tried to fu#k the union there too. I was a little more successful there.
Rick Handshuch: Whoa.
Kenn Ricci: I did try and fu#k them all. But that fu#king union. So I tried to create an in-house union and Senior Flight Officer program.
Rick Handshuch: That's huge news.
Kenn Ricci: No, no, that fu#king union wouldn't quit. No, this was [unintelligible] a group of in-house a$$ kissers. and I moved on them very heavily. In fact, I took them out airplane shopping.
They wanted to get some planes but not the pilots. I said, "I'll show you where they have some nice planes." I took them out shopping, I moved on them like a b!tch. But I couldn't get there. I could never really fu#k them. Ultimately the pilots had a real union protecting them. Then all of a sudden I see a new bitch I call Red Label. She's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look but it's the same b!tch.
Rick Handshuch: Sheesh, your girl's hot as $hit. In those bespoke interiors.
Kenn Ricci: Whoa! Whoa!
Rick Handshuch: Yes! The Kennster has scored! Whoa, my man!
[Crosstalk]
Kenn Ricci: Look at you, you are a pu$$y.
[Crosstalk]
Kenn Ricci: All right, you and I will walk out. Introduce me to my new b!tch.
[Silence]
Kenn Ricci: Maybe it's a different one. You know there's both international and domestic.
Rick Handshuch: It better not be the union. No, it's, it's an IGM, it's -
Kenn Ricci: Yeah, that's her. With the Grey pants. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing them. You know, I'm automatically attracted to kneelers ? I just start kissing them. That groveling - it's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a promising them $hit, they let you do it. You can do anything.
Rick Handshuch: Whatever you want?
Kenn Ricci: Grab 'em by the pu$$y. You can do anything to them as long as you promise the most ridiculous things.
Rick Handshuch: Uh, yeah, those knees, all I can see is the knees. I'm jealous.
Kenn Ricci: Oh, it looks good.
Rick Handshuch: Come on shorty. We gotta go.
Kenn Ricci: Ooh, nice knees, huh?
Rick Handshuch: Ooh, get out of the way, union. Oh, that's good knees. Fu#k. Oh I like that. Go ahead shorty.
Kenn Ricci: It's always good if you don't fall out of the bus. Like White. Deanna White. Remember? She was too nice.
Rick Handshuch: Down below, pull the handle.
Kenn Ricci: Hello, how are you? Hi!
IGM FoKker: Hi, Mr. Ricci. How are you? Pleasure to meet you.
Kenn Ricci: Nice seeing you. Terrific, terrific. You know Rick Handshuch?
Rick Handshuch: Hello, nice to see you. How you doing, IGM FoKker?
IGM FoKker : Doing very well, thank you. Are you ready to be a rock star?
Kenn Ricci: We're ready, let's go. Make me a rock star.
Rick Handshuch: How about a little hug for the Kennster? He just got off the bus.
IGM FoKker: Would you like a little hug, darling?
Kenn Ricci: O.K., absolutely. Salata said this was O.K. if I got it from you but normally he's the one on his knees for me.
Rick Handshuch: How about a little hug for the Handy? I just got off the bus too.
IGM FoKker: oh Handy, Handy.
Rick Handshuch: Here we go. Excellent. Well, speaking of him you've got a nice co-star there with Salata.
IGM FoKker: Yes, absolutely. But there's room for you too, Handy.
Unintelligible as they walked off into the sunset.
