Man Laws...Pilot Laws

[knewhigher]

must avoid any IMC (inadvertent man contact) when doing flows or transferring the throttles.

unless you say "man touch"

 

[hockeypilot44]

A very common conversation:

"You're a pilot? Who do you fly for?"
"Delta."
"What plane do you fly?"
"Embraer 170."
"Delta doesn't fly Embraer 170's. I guess you fly for Republic."
"I didn't realize you're in the industry also. That's correct. I fly for Shuttle America under the Delta Connection paint job."

 

[Motive Flow]

unless you say "man touch"

That reminds me:

Do not get caught in child sex sting.

 

[embpic1]

If you are the captain, and the PNF, you may not put your hands on the flaps until I call for it.

Yeah I see your hand there, and no I'm not gonna ask for flaps 8. So you might as well relax

If I am starting to get uncomfortable about an FO's flap schedule, I will place my hand on the flap lever as a hint. If they still don't get the message I will say 'How about flaps --'. Don't take it the wrong way. It is just a nonverbal way of saying 'I think you need some flaps'. If you have a problem with that then you can handle it how you want when you are the captain.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

If I am starting to get uncomfortable about an FO's flap schedule, I will place my hand on the flap lever as a hint. If they still don't get the message I will say 'How about flaps --'. Don't take it the wrong way. It is just a nonverbal way of saying 'I think you need some flaps'. If you have a problem with that then you can handle it how you want when you are the captain.

Sure... just don't put you hand on leg, Holmes. I'll start to get uncomfortable and will take it the wrong way.

 

[embpic1]

Sure... just don't put you hand on leg, Holmes. I'll start to get uncomfortable and will take it the wrong way.

Not to worry. LOL

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Not to worry. LOL

Thanks!
:beer:

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Have any of you played "gay chicken" before?

 

[Princedietrich]

If it involves choking, please keep it to yourself.

 

[CX880]

A very common conversation:

"You're a pilot? Who do you fly for?"
"Delta."
"What plane do you fly?"
"Embraer 170."
"Delta doesn't fly Embraer 170's. I guess you fly for Republic."
"I didn't realize you're in the industry also. That's correct. I fly for Shuttle America under the Delta Connection paint job."

To be fair, that's not bad. Most people don't know any airline besides the big names. I always add the express/connection though so I don't sound like I work for mainline.

 

[Salukipilot4590]

If it involves choking, please keep it to yourself.

HA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-7m_R5kXfQ

 

[Amish RakeFight]

If it involves choking, please keep it to yourself.

LOL. word.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

HA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-7m_R5kXfQ

Well, wonders never cease. I'm glad I made it through the peer pressure phase without having to participate in this.

 

[Papa Woody]

**dupe**

 

[Papa Woody]

If I am starting to get uncomfortable about an FO's flap schedule, I will place my hand on the flap lever as a hint. If they still don't get the message I will say 'How about flaps --'. Don't take it the wrong way. It is just a nonverbal way of saying 'I think you need some flaps'. If you have a problem with that then you can handle it how you want when you are the captain.

You're probly that dooshbag who thinks 200KIAS, clean, is dangerous!