I heard the funniest thing on Guard today (Chicago)

[ksu_aviator]

Don't know how funny this is, but a friend of mine (when he was a student pilot) trying to make one of his first radio calls say something like this:

"Salina tower this is.....SH!T!"

 

[Lrjtcaptain]

about 2 years ago, it was a nice saturday morning, we get a c210 inbound, clear him to land, he gets a stuck mike and while on final he starts talking to his passenger. "id like to thank god for such a beautiful day to fly blah blah blah" Im working ground and when the c210 is clearing the local controller says "Cessna XXX, turn right on Bravo, contact ground.niner, and by the way, god says your welcome."

 

[tathepilot]

Holy ******************** I found it... http://www.l1011.homestead.com/DiscountPilot.html

 

[Gearmonkey]

Yeah I was flying into DOV from the south a couple months back and some JetBlue guy came on with his little shhpeeal about their flight from JFK to Orlando and went on and on about the weather and what they were gonna fly over and then finally he was done and everyone started ripping on the guy. Guys were asking what the meal was, what movie was playing on board and stuff like that but then the worst one was some guy came on and said "Man you guys get paid all that money to fly that thing, you think you would know how to work the audio panel." After that, what sounded like a controller monitoring said, "ouch you guys sure are harsh on each other give him a break." One of the better ones I have heard and I am sure there are more to come down the road.

Of course it doesn't beat that one on Dover ground....we'll just keep that one to ourselves though, lol.

 

[tathepilot]

@ gearmonkey.... who are you..? Are you with KFS..?

 

[Gearmonkey]

Can't say.

I am the "Pilotyip" of Kalitta. I just don't hype us up as much because I don't want to steal his or USAJets thunder. They wouldn't have much going for them if I did that.

I will give you one hint though. It is a pleasure and an honor for you if you get to fly with me.

 

[tathepilot]

I am the "Pilotyip" of Kalitta. I just don't hype us up as much because I don't want to steal his or USAJets thunder. They wouldn't have much going for them if I did that.

I will give you one hint though. It is a pleasure and an honor for you if you get to fly with me.

Hahahah, ok.. t.. gotcha

 

[skydan5]

One of the funniest stuck mic encounters I heard was when someone "stuck" the "mic" to their butt and farted on a Denver Center frequency!

 

[VNugget]

I think the stuck mike gods have their magnifying glass on me... these are a few of the incidents I remember in my short time CFI-ing.

- Giving an ENTIRE lesson on tower frequency... a whole hour's worth, during a busy time. Did I mention it was my first lesson as a CFI?

- Spending a good couple of minutes thoroughly cussing out the intercom trying to get it to work... which it wasn't because we were transmitting

- My student calling a controller an *********************************** with a stuck mike. Fortunately not our home field.

 

[bizzum]

I was enroute to YIP today from RFD and I was on 126.125 I think. A pilot started to give a PA announcement on guard. This guy was yapping for like 5 minutes, I know he was going to get an ear-full once he was finished..

So when he was done, and when the 15 plus pilots made their comments to this guy..

You hear "Thank you mister discount airline pilot"
But the voice was a recording... It was this funny commercial voice that I hear on TV.....

LMFAO

Was it an Air Tran guy talking about the turbulence, and the plane swap for the thru flight to LAS? It was the longest PA I think I have ever heard. If so I heard the whole thing, and the ensuing 15 minutes of comments. We laughed all the way to landing!