I heard the funniest thing on Guard today (Chicago)

[CLR2LAN]

I never knew listening in on guard could be so much fun....

 

[Gearmonkey]

Not only fun to listen to, but it will possibly keep some F-16's off your 6. Who even remembers intercept procedures anyways?

 

[PUNISHER]

Not only fun to listen to, but it will possibly keep some F-16's off your 6. Who even remembers intercept procedures anyways?

Just hit the brakes and they will fly right by.

 

[CutEmUp]

Just hit the brakes and they will fly right by.

That's why they usually send up a Blackhawk to intercept the terrorist that is flying a 150.

 

[PUNISHER]

That's why they usually send up a Blackhawk to intercept the terrorist that is flying a 150.

I bet they would "Panama Red". I'm sure you would know all about that; flying around a CJ with an anarchy symbol on the tail.

 

[Bumz_Rush]

If you want some really funny ATC, go to www.pprune.com, Atc thread..so funny I wet myself....

 

[kfscapn]

Just hit the brakes and they will fly right by.

Punisher, you're dangerous.
But you can be my wingman anytime.

 

[Gearmonkey]

Punisher you are dangerous, the first time I flew with you I was amazed. It was like the first time I heard a Beatles song.

 

[be-400xpdriver]

While flying from AMA to DEN on ABQ center a Conquest had a stuck mike.

Conquest "ABQ center Conquest xyz at 230, (long pause approx 3 min.) can you hear him?" conquest pilots starts having a conversation with his pax or other pilot, repeatly ask can you hear me, how about now?

After the mike un sticks it self.
ABQ Center "Conquest xyz ABQ center you have had a stuck mike"

Conquest "Roger I have a stuck mike." Starts having a another conversation, again ask can you hear me?3 minuter later.

ABQ Center " Conquest xyz I SAID you have a stuck mike do not talk respong to my instructions with a ident."

After I had been cleared to DEN center I switched back to ABQ and said "Can you hear me know"

ABQ Center " GOD DAMIT CONQUEST XYZ I SAID ONLY RESPOND WITH YOUR IDENT"

Conquest "IT WAS NOT ME SIR, Can you hear me? Damit not again"