I heard the funniest thing on Guard today (Chicago)

[tathepilot]

Was it an Air Tran guy talking about the turbulence, and the plane swap for the thru flight to LAS? It was the longest PA I think I have ever heard. If so I heard the whole thing, and the ensuing 15 minutes of comments. We laughed all the way to landing!

Yeah I believe that was it...
"For those of you cononecting to .... you can connect through gate...."

LMAO, I was flying with the owner, and this was the happiest that I have ever seen him..

 

[Alltheway]

One day at ord in the F ally, Mr.T was telling everbody to stop with the jipper jabber and to drink milk

 

[asipilot]

Gearmonkey is the Chuck Norris of KYIP.

"There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met the Chuck Norris of KYIP."

 

[trachyte11]

I instructed chinese students in the Phoenix area. 'One' student who had a poor command of english was on the radio one day. 'Phoenix Approach' came over the radio as 'Penis Approach'. 'Falcon tower' became... Fukin Tower. The tower guys couldn't hold it together on that one. Uh (laughter in the background).... say again?

 

[bobs98tlr]

Not that funny to tell but was kinda cool at the moment...

Guy in a Citation lands in MBPV and askes the tower, "you guys have a millionair?" Tower says "yeah we have a few, where you parking?" MBPV doesnt have a millionair FBO...

 

[Wankel7]

guard freq. is 121.5...

RV

LOL...wow...I actually LOLed

 

[kfscapn]

And ASIPilot would know, he's the Chuck Norris of USA Jet.

 

[Gearmonkey]

And ASIPilot would know, he's the Chuck Norris of USA Jet.

That's what I heard.

 

[PC12Cowboy]

I wonder why that just dont say Hojet pilot in the bud add..GOD that was toooooo funny

 

[urflyingme?!]

Not a stuck mic but I for one am proud of the new fad of letting out a long booooooooooooo when gojets calls.

 

[CLR2LAN]

I never knew listening in on guard could be so much fun....

 

[Gearmonkey]

Not only fun to listen to, but it will possibly keep some F-16's off your 6. Who even remembers intercept procedures anyways?

 

[PUNISHER]

Not only fun to listen to, but it will possibly keep some F-16's off your 6. Who even remembers intercept procedures anyways?

Just hit the brakes and they will fly right by.

 

[CutEmUp]

Just hit the brakes and they will fly right by.

That's why they usually send up a Blackhawk to intercept the terrorist that is flying a 150.

 

[PUNISHER]

That's why they usually send up a Blackhawk to intercept the terrorist that is flying a 150.

I bet they would "Panama Red". I'm sure you would know all about that; flying around a CJ with an anarchy symbol on the tail.

 

[Bumz_Rush]

If you want some really funny ATC, go to www.pprune.com, Atc thread..so funny I wet myself....

 

[kfscapn]

Just hit the brakes and they will fly right by.

Punisher, you're dangerous.
But you can be my wingman anytime.

 

[Gearmonkey]

Punisher you are dangerous, the first time I flew with you I was amazed. It was like the first time I heard a Beatles song.

 

[be-400xpdriver]

While flying from AMA to DEN on ABQ center a Conquest had a stuck mike.

Conquest "ABQ center Conquest xyz at 230, (long pause approx 3 min.) can you hear him?" conquest pilots starts having a conversation with his pax or other pilot, repeatly ask can you hear me, how about now?

After the mike un sticks it self.
ABQ Center "Conquest xyz ABQ center you have had a stuck mike"

Conquest "Roger I have a stuck mike." Starts having a another conversation, again ask can you hear me?3 minuter later.

ABQ Center " Conquest xyz I SAID you have a stuck mike do not talk respong to my instructions with a ident."

After I had been cleared to DEN center I switched back to ABQ and said "Can you hear me know"

ABQ Center " GOD DAMIT CONQUEST XYZ I SAID ONLY RESPOND WITH YOUR IDENT"

Conquest "IT WAS NOT ME SIR, Can you hear me? Damit not again"