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tathepilot

tathepilot

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I was enroute to YIP today from RFD and I was on 126.125 I think. A pilot started to give a PA announcement on guard. This guy was yapping for like 5 minutes, I know he was going to get an ear-full once he was finished..

So when he was done, and when the 15 plus pilots made their comments to this guy..

You hear "Thank you mister discount airline pilot"
But the voice was a recording... It was this funny commercial voice that I hear on TV.....

LMFAO
 
If you where in the Kalitta FA-20 i saw you take off....Was gonna go bug you about a few questions but i was pretty busy.
 
Moving along...

Anyone else care to share some good stuck mic stories?

..and we've heard about the old lady and the beer - so don't go there! :)
 
Don't know how funny this is, but a friend of mine (when he was a student pilot) trying to make one of his first radio calls say something like this:

"Salina tower this is.....SH!T!"
 
about 2 years ago, it was a nice saturday morning, we get a c210 inbound, clear him to land, he gets a stuck mike and while on final he starts talking to his passenger. "id like to thank god for such a beautiful day to fly blah blah blah" Im working ground and when the c210 is clearing the local controller says "Cessna XXX, turn right on Bravo, contact ground.niner, and by the way, god says your welcome."
 
Yeah I was flying into DOV from the south a couple months back and some JetBlue guy came on with his little shhpeeal about their flight from JFK to Orlando and went on and on about the weather and what they were gonna fly over and then finally he was done and everyone started ripping on the guy. Guys were asking what the meal was, what movie was playing on board and stuff like that but then the worst one was some guy came on and said "Man you guys get paid all that money to fly that thing, you think you would know how to work the audio panel." After that, what sounded like a controller monitoring said, "ouch you guys sure are harsh on each other give him a break." One of the better ones I have heard and I am sure there are more to come down the road.

Of course it doesn't beat that one on Dover ground....we'll just keep that one to ourselves though, lol.
 
Can't say.

I am the "Pilotyip" of Kalitta. I just don't hype us up as much because I don't want to steal his or USAJets thunder. They wouldn't have much going for them if I did that.

I will give you one hint though. It is a pleasure and an honor for you if you get to fly with me.
 
Gearmonkey said:
I am the "Pilotyip" of Kalitta. I just don't hype us up as much because I don't want to steal his or USAJets thunder. They wouldn't have much going for them if I did that.

I will give you one hint though. It is a pleasure and an honor for you if you get to fly with me.
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Hahahah, ok.. t.. gotcha
 
One of the funniest stuck mic encounters I heard was when someone "stuck" the "mic" to their butt and farted on a Denver Center frequency!
 
I think the stuck mike gods have their magnifying glass on me... these are a few of the incidents I remember in my short time CFI-ing.

- Giving an ENTIRE lesson on tower frequency... a whole hour's worth, during a busy time. Did I mention it was my first lesson as a CFI?

- Spending a good couple of minutes thoroughly cussing out the intercom trying to get it to work... which it wasn't because we were transmitting

- My student calling a controller an *********************************** with a stuck mike. Fortunately not our home field.
 
tathepilot said:
I was enroute to YIP today from RFD and I was on 126.125 I think. A pilot started to give a PA announcement on guard. This guy was yapping for like 5 minutes, I know he was going to get an ear-full once he was finished..

So when he was done, and when the 15 plus pilots made their comments to this guy..

You hear "Thank you mister discount airline pilot"
But the voice was a recording... It was this funny commercial voice that I hear on TV.....

LMFAO
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Was it an Air Tran guy talking about the turbulence, and the plane swap for the thru flight to LAS? It was the longest PA I think I have ever heard. If so I heard the whole thing, and the ensuing 15 minutes of comments. We laughed all the way to landing!
 
bizzum said:
Was it an Air Tran guy talking about the turbulence, and the plane swap for the thru flight to LAS? It was the longest PA I think I have ever heard. If so I heard the whole thing, and the ensuing 15 minutes of comments. We laughed all the way to landing!
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Yeah I believe that was it...
"For those of you cononecting to .... you can connect through gate...."

LMAO, I was flying with the owner, and this was the happiest that I have ever seen him..
 
Gearmonkey is the Chuck Norris of KYIP.

"There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met the Chuck Norris of KYIP."
 
I instructed chinese students in the Phoenix area. 'One' student who had a poor command of english was on the radio one day. 'Phoenix Approach' came over the radio as 'Penis Approach'. 'Falcon tower' became... Fukin Tower. The tower guys couldn't hold it together on that one. Uh (laughter in the background).... say again?
 
Not that funny to tell but was kinda cool at the moment...

Guy in a Citation lands in MBPV and askes the tower, "you guys have a millionair?" Tower says "yeah we have a few, where you parking?" MBPV doesnt have a millionair FBO...
 
Not a stuck mic but I for one am proud of the new fad of letting out a long booooooooooooo when gojets calls.
 

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