Chuck Norris is the kind of guy you could drop off in the middle of the Artic Circle with nothing but a pair of bikini underware and no toothbrush and he'd show up the next day on your doorstep with a million dollar smile and a full fresh can of whoopass!
Then he changed his mind and roundhouse kicked the entire Nevada team in their heads and took their (basket) balls. He then flew out to Lawrence, KS in his camo -1000, taxiied up to Allen Field House and gave the Jayhawks the Nevada team's (basket) balls to do with as they will. He then admonished Bill Self to get those Jayhawks to bone up on the free throws and not to give away games at the last minute, or he gets a roundhouse to the head! He then went up to Strong Hall and roundhouse kicked all of the engineering students in their pocket protectors while they were between classes.
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