Who is the biggest loser you have flown with?

[AviatrixMorgan]

The biggest loser? Anyone who likes Shake, when Frylock is clearly superior.

Nah, its def Meatwad and MC Pee Pants!

 

[Fuzzy_is_Hungry]

... He would be telling a flying story (with his 250TT) and I would say "really, wow, did you have your gloves on when that happened"?

Thats hilarious.



I'm an instructor for a certain bank check expediator. I've flown with some real idiots who came to our company hoping to fly cargo. And its nothing special that they are screwing up on, just basic instrument stuff. I flew with a guy who was a former used car salesman turned CFI. This guy was so arrogant about his abilities, even though I was constantly on his case about his 300 foot altitude deviations and one mile off course fluctuations. What a joke. After three days, we told him to take his greased hair back to New York.

 

[2Green]

This guy was so arrogant about his abilities, even though I was constantly on his case about his 300 foot altitude deviations and one mile off course fluctuations. What a joke. After three days, we told him to take his greased hair back to New York.

That's a good one Fuzz. Your 300 footer brings up another loser. Another rich kid, couldn't fly for sh!t. I would point out his alt dev and he would blame it on a frontal boundary crossing. I looked at him expecting to share a good laugh and then realized he was serious.

The same guy panicked during cruise (24k), complained that he was experiencing the bends, and demanded an emergency landing in a foreign country so he could catch his breath. A jumpseating DHC8 Capt saved the day, explaining that it's not the bends because he's not a diver. After the flight we had a chat and I told him that maybe being a pilot was not his calling. Same guy couldn't fly in to South America because his mom thought it was dangerous. I think he went to AirWis.

That's two losers for me. I think I'm in the lead. Or maybe I'm the biggest loser.

 

[AZ Typed]

In Order Of Lameness:

1. those who wear their hat while driving home...beat that (you know who you are)

2. those who wear their hat in the crew room while eating lunch (you, too...know who you are)

3. FOs who wear their hat with a leather jacket with the FOM says you don't need to wear your hat (gaaaay)

4. those who don't let you read on a 3 hour leg - f u

5. those that warship the FOM over common sense

6. cocky - never shuts the "F" up (they're in both seats)

7. those that think *they* are the only pax on the plane, leave the seatbelt sign on at all times, are hard on the controls, use max brakes/rev thrust on 11,000 feet of runway, talk like they are a 30-year 777 captain on the PA...get a life

8. those with no hobby outside of flying - you also know who you are

9. those who are hippocrits, shot-gun, know-it-all types that are just pilots so they can use that line at the bar...omg

10. those who think the CRJ is a 747-400 - ha ha ha haa ha haaaa ha ha...cheeze 'n rice

 

[siouxicide]

This is hilarious!!! I won't drop names here but I've seen all the same stuff. Why is it that the most arrogant pilots on the ground are always the least skilled and biggest Nancy's in the air? Little talk=All walk I guess. Thank God for single pilot ops. Otherwise I might be forced to use the crash axe.

Keep 'em comin'

 

[Wankel7]

In Order Of Lameness:




8. those with no hobby outside of flying - you also know who you are

Yeah, thats always not a good thing....

So , what do you like to do outside of this aluminum tube?

Well.....uhhhh.....go home and pet the wife.

 

[CA1900]

Here at CommutAir, we did much of our initial training 85% sim & 15% aircraft at the time. So I'm waiting for the check airman for the airplane portion on a quiet Saturday afternoon at our hangar at the all-but-abandoned Plattsburgh airport. He shows up, wearing...

* Jeans
* Polo Shirt
* Polar Fleece pullover
* His Captain's Hat from the uniform!

It took all I could muster not to laugh in his face... I find out later he's a wear-the-hat-while-driving type that AZ mentions. Amazing...

 

[capt. megadeth]

Biggest Losers I have run into....



3. FO I had, who upon finding out I called in fatigued and told dispatch that we would go to the hotel at the next station, decided to call them back behind my back and tell them I changed my mind. Just so we could reposition to a place with better strip clubs.

4. Same FO, who decided it was appropriate cockpit conversation to talk about how he only likes to have anal sex.

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Ha ha ha.....that's hilarious.

The biggest loser....

My ex-boyfriend who thinks he is God's gift to aviation. He cheated on me (supposedly only once....yeah right) with his ex-girlfriend. He said she had surgery and was upset so he slept with her because "he felt sorry for her".

 

[Snakum]

My ex-boyfriend who thinks he is God's gift to aviation. He cheated on me (supposedly only once....yeah right) with his ex-girlfriend. He said she had surgery and was upset so he slept with her because "he felt sorry for her".

Look ... it was just the once. I swear!

And for the record ... I am God's gift to aviation, thank you very much.


Minh
(Nonrated King Air FO Extrordinaire)

 

[semperfido]

He said she had surgery and was upset so he slept with her because "he felt sorry for her".

likely story...methinks he just wanted to check out the new saline bags.

 

[Jim]

Biggest Losers I have run into....

3. FO I had, who upon finding out I called in fatigued and told dispatch that we would go to the hotel at the next station, decided to call them back behind my back and tell them I changed my mind. Just so we could reposition to a place with better strip clubs.

That's almost forgivable. After all quality strip clubs are important!

 

[Wankel7]

Biggest Losers I have run into....

4. Same FO, who decided it was appropriate cockpit conversation to talk about how he only likes to have anal sex.

At least it wasn't your butt! OMG OO

 

[thunderworm]

fo who on weekends and off duty puts on full uniform hat included and goes shopping at wal-mart to pick up chicks

 

[thunderworm]

cpt who has a buisness card that reads airline captian with name and number to give out to woman he meets. flew for a feeder

 

[Lead Sled]

I'm just checking this thread to see if the guy I fly with has posted anything.

'Sled