Jmoney
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My Newhire class.....
Well, Skybus may be all the shizzle and so forth, but you ain't got nuthin on those of us at ASA!
My particular newhire class had guys from NASA, JPL, ESA, and the #1 Russian Top Gun Fighter Weapons School (just ask pilot754 about that one.) You see, they all came here for the teamwork and team spirit we all share-legendary, I must say.
And by the time I got to the old upgrade class, we had Hoover, Yeager, John Glen and Neil Armstrong! Crap, they even got Chuck Norris as our instructor!!! Big daddy Norris would smack anyone who answered a systems question incorrectly right in the head with a swift roundhouse kick!
By the time we finished that class, we had been typed in the X-15, Saturn V, and the as yet still top-secret Aurora. We also get paid in gold bars-as many as we can fit in our trunks after each 4-day!
-See, it is right here on the internet-it certainly must be true!
-FMS SPEED- Congrats, you are now the most retarded person on FI!!! Too bad, Instructordude, you have lost the title, gonna have to fight hard to win it back!
Well, Skybus may be all the shizzle and so forth, but you ain't got nuthin on those of us at ASA!
My particular newhire class had guys from NASA, JPL, ESA, and the #1 Russian Top Gun Fighter Weapons School (just ask pilot754 about that one.) You see, they all came here for the teamwork and team spirit we all share-legendary, I must say.
And by the time I got to the old upgrade class, we had Hoover, Yeager, John Glen and Neil Armstrong! Crap, they even got Chuck Norris as our instructor!!! Big daddy Norris would smack anyone who answered a systems question incorrectly right in the head with a swift roundhouse kick!
By the time we finished that class, we had been typed in the X-15, Saturn V, and the as yet still top-secret Aurora. We also get paid in gold bars-as many as we can fit in our trunks after each 4-day!
-See, it is right here on the internet-it certainly must be true!
-FMS SPEED- Congrats, you are now the most retarded person on FI!!! Too bad, Instructordude, you have lost the title, gonna have to fight hard to win it back!