C Festerpuss
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- Joined
- Jul 28, 2009
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[FONT="]If Da lord is willin and da creek don’t rise, we just might get paid sumpin. I ain’t holding my air worrin bout it. But, … Ifin it did happen I would be a Hillbilly Happy Rich Redneck. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Definition:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Someone who is capable of paying to have a golf cart modified into a lifted 4x4.[/FONT]
[FONT="]“Hey bubba, did yew see da mudders on dat sweet cart? Dat yonder is one rich redneck.”[/FONT]
[FONT="]People who's low class roots continue to show despite their affluence. These people prove that you can take the person out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the person. Such classy items as limited edition pick up trucks, signed Nascar memorbelia, and stereo systems the size of a small car all serve as proof that the rich redneck is a valuable demographic to not be overlooked. [/FONT]
[FONT="]My best buddy likes chewing “baccy” but also spitting it on mom’s new oriental rug. Daddy drives a limited edition pickup truck, his mother's Mercedes has more bling on it than Snoop Dogg, and the family uses the yard for target practice. They are Hillbilly Happy Rich Rednecks.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Now, on anodder note I done come across a prejudicial and just plane’ole nasty song about a famous Civil War Confederate General, Jubilation T. Cornepone. [/FONT]
[FONT="]When it seemed like our brave boys would keep on fighting for months, [/FONT][FONT="]Who took pity on them and ca-pit-u-lated at once? [/FONT][FONT="]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; Unshaven and shorn - pone.[/FONT][FONT="]Jubilation T. Cornpone, he weren't nobody's dunce![/FONT]
[FONT="]Who went re-con-noiter-ing to flank the enemy's rear, [/FONT]
[FONT="]Circled through the piney woods, and disappeared for a year? [/FONT]
[FONT="]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; [/FONT]
[FONT="]Old "Treat 'em with scorn - pone."[/FONT]
[FONT="]Jubilation T. Cornpone, the missing mountaineer![/FONT]
[FONT="]Stonewall Jackson got his name by standing firm in the fray.[/FONT][FONT="]Who was known to all his men as good ol' "Paper Mache?"[/FONT][FONT="]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; [/FONT]
[FONT="]Im a gonna give the yankee what wrote that “what-fer” ifin I catches him.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Definition:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Someone who is capable of paying to have a golf cart modified into a lifted 4x4.[/FONT]
[FONT="]“Hey bubba, did yew see da mudders on dat sweet cart? Dat yonder is one rich redneck.”[/FONT]
[FONT="]People who's low class roots continue to show despite their affluence. These people prove that you can take the person out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the person. Such classy items as limited edition pick up trucks, signed Nascar memorbelia, and stereo systems the size of a small car all serve as proof that the rich redneck is a valuable demographic to not be overlooked. [/FONT]
[FONT="]My best buddy likes chewing “baccy” but also spitting it on mom’s new oriental rug. Daddy drives a limited edition pickup truck, his mother's Mercedes has more bling on it than Snoop Dogg, and the family uses the yard for target practice. They are Hillbilly Happy Rich Rednecks.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Now, on anodder note I done come across a prejudicial and just plane’ole nasty song about a famous Civil War Confederate General, Jubilation T. Cornepone. [/FONT]
[FONT="]When it seemed like our brave boys would keep on fighting for months, [/FONT][FONT="]Who took pity on them and ca-pit-u-lated at once? [/FONT][FONT="]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; Unshaven and shorn - pone.[/FONT][FONT="]Jubilation T. Cornpone, he weren't nobody's dunce![/FONT]
[FONT="]Who went re-con-noiter-ing to flank the enemy's rear, [/FONT]
[FONT="]Circled through the piney woods, and disappeared for a year? [/FONT]
[FONT="]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; [/FONT]
[FONT="]Old "Treat 'em with scorn - pone."[/FONT]
[FONT="]Jubilation T. Cornpone, the missing mountaineer![/FONT]
[FONT="]Stonewall Jackson got his name by standing firm in the fray.[/FONT][FONT="]Who was known to all his men as good ol' "Paper Mache?"[/FONT][FONT="]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; [/FONT]
[FONT="]Im a gonna give the yankee what wrote that “what-fer” ifin I catches him.[/FONT]