question for all your ultra cool RJ capts

[wahoo250]

do you people really give a rats ass about spiked hair....
you guys that refuse to wear gel do you also refuse to take a shower in the morning and put on deodorant?

 

[ReverseSensing]

do you people really give a rats ass about spiked hair....
you guys that refuse to wear gel do you also refuse to take a shower in the morning and put on deodorant?

Jeez. I didn't realize hair product fell into the same grooming category as showers and deodorant. I never thought of it as refusing to wear gel. It never really occurred to me to wear gel.

But you know that commercial with all the ladies humping the drain pipe really makes me want to try out that Axe stuff, though I'm not sure what it is for. But it is apparently what "dirty boys use to get clean."

 

[Jack Mahogoff]

Jeez. I didn't realize hair product fell into the same grooming category as showers and deodorant. I never thought of it as refusing to wear gel. It never really occurred to me to wear gel.

But you know that commercial with all the ladies humping the drain pipe really makes me want to try out that Axe stuff, though I'm not sure what it is for. But it is apparently what "dirty boys use to get clean."

I think Axe is the stuff you spray on your body after 1 leg, 4 hours airport appreciation time, 2 legs, 2 hours more appreciation time, then 1 leg to the overnight. You spray this liberally all over your body then go to the bar, tell as many women as possible that you are a "professional aviator" then end up going back to the hotel with the fat/ugly 75 year old F/A you came with in the first place. :bawling:

 

[ReverseSensing]

I think Axe is the stuff you spray on your body after 1 leg, 4 hours airport appreciation time, 2 legs, 2 hours more appreciation time, then 1 leg to the overnight. You spray this liberally all over your body then go to the bar, tell as many women as possible that you are a "professional aviator" then end up going back to the hotel with the fat/ugly 75 year old F/A you came with in the first place. :bawling:

Dude, that is awesome! I'll finally be gettin' some!

 

[GeneralAv]

I have a major calic

LOL! I kept looking at that wondering what in the world is that! Finally figured it out. You meant cowlick!

 

[405]

Next time you guys go the barber shop, tell them you want a number one guard all over. Then you don't have to worry about gel or combs anymore.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

If you look in the ALPA mag almost all of the officers on the back page have mustaches. I think a mustache is the key to looking like a true professional pilot. You should try it in conjunction with the 'spikey' hair.

 

[mckpickle]

This guy is the type who talks about all the FA's he bangs.

 

[Ben Franklin]

ok so all of us 20 yr whatever FO's with the "spiked hair"- I see that all you cappys b!tch about the hair styles on here all the time. Can any one of you guys then tell us what is the industry standard haircut we are supposed to have? I really don't get what the big deal is. I do agree that the backpacks have goto go, but I have seen many a Cappys with them too and they are not new!

personally I love all of your hot shot comb-overs! and your 80's wallstreet mullets I see everyday!

I could give a crap about your hair.

What pisses me off the most is when you're 1/2 dot left of the localizer, 1/2 dot low on the glideslope and target +25kias... but you think that you look cool doing it because of your hairstyle.

Then, when the "cappy" tries to give an honest critique of your ILS "performance" you give lame excuses and then turn on your $750.00 cell phone and complain to whomever will listen about how your "cappy" sucks.

I like your hair, but you do a $hitty job in the airplane so who gives a damn?

Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[Jack Mahogoff]

I could give a crap about your hair.

What pisses me off the most is when you're 1/2 dot left of the localizer, 1/2 dot low on the glideslope and target +25kias... but you think that you look cool doing it because of your hairstyle.

Then, when the "cappy" tries to give an honest critique of your ILS "performance" you give lame excuses and then turn on your $750.00 cell phone and complain to whomever will listen about how your "cappy" sucks.

I like your hair, but you do a $hitty job in the airplane so who gives a dang?

Sincerely,

B. Franklin

Amen!

 

[FreightNazi]

Just imagine how cool my spiked hair will look in the left seat of that big brown A-380!

 

[WickedPissa]

I think the messed up comb over look Woody Harrelson has in Kingpin is pretty sharp.
As for me with a head full of hair, I like to corn row it like Bronson Arroyo.

 

[mnalpha]

I personally like the nodding-off captain balding, twice divorced look. That can really pull the puss!!

 

[vetrider]

I could give a crap about your hair.

What pisses me off the most is when you're 1/2 dot left of the localizer, 1/2 dot low on the glideslope and target +25kias... but you think that you look cool doing it because of your hairstyle.

Then, when the "cappy" tries to give an honest critique of your ILS "performance" you give lame excuses and then turn on your $750.00 cell phone and complain to whomever will listen about how your "cappy" sucks.

I like your hair, but you do a $hitty job in the airplane so who gives a dang?

Sincerely,

B. Franklin

I dunno, I have flown with a 30 year old 737 fo with "spikey" hair who could probably give flying lessons to anyone on this board. I know I enjoyed letting him have at it on his leg, he could fly the hell out of that thing.

 

[wahoo250]

i dont spike my hair however im not going to part it because of my job, there is a life outside of aviation, hopefully more time is spent there then in the airport sitting or the hotel jacking off. ( i dont do overnights by the way)