Ben Franklin said:I could give a crap about your hair.
What pisses me off the most is when you're 1/2 dot left of the localizer, 1/2 dot low on the glideslope and target +25kias... but you think that you look cool doing it because of your hairstyle.
Then, when the "cappy" tries to give an honest critique of your ILS "performance" you give lame excuses and then turn on your $750.00 cell phone and complain to whomever will listen about how your "cappy" sucks.
I like your hair, but you do a $hitty job in the airplane so who gives a dang?
Sincerely,
B. Franklin
Excellent.