BeCareful!
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Longer tube for same pay? That's gay!
How management keeps a straight face when they ask for this crap is beyond me. That's why I'd never make it in their ranks: I'd be pissin' myself, laughing my ass off as I said "Now, we offer you these additional aircraft but we must keep our labor costs the same. Yes, we understand that these aircraft produce more revenue, but, as I'm sure you'll agree, you look much cooler taxiing around in a 900! Please, understand, I know we've told you for years that PSA is already profitable, and I know you want to believe you make less than the pilots at every other carrier operating CRJ900's, but that's the whole point: we make money because of our low costs. So, thank you. I know you'll enjoy these new, larger, more powerfully phallic CRJ's, and as always, thanks for taking it up the butt for the PSA team."
How management keeps a straight face when they ask for this crap is beyond me. That's why I'd never make it in their ranks: I'd be pissin' myself, laughing my ass off as I said "Now, we offer you these additional aircraft but we must keep our labor costs the same. Yes, we understand that these aircraft produce more revenue, but, as I'm sure you'll agree, you look much cooler taxiing around in a 900! Please, understand, I know we've told you for years that PSA is already profitable, and I know you want to believe you make less than the pilots at every other carrier operating CRJ900's, but that's the whole point: we make money because of our low costs. So, thank you. I know you'll enjoy these new, larger, more powerfully phallic CRJ's, and as always, thanks for taking it up the butt for the PSA team."