Being pushed out on a wheelchair sounds pretty lame. If you really want to push the envelope how about forgetting what gate you are supposed to be at and taxi the wrong way screwing up all the taxi ways and entrance alleys to the terminal for thirty minutes and claim alzheimers?
Oh, then you wouldn't get the CFR water hose send off, the wheel chair you bragged about getting (and got caught due to your bragging) or be penalized your paycheck by your company that paid you enough to buy your vaction home you're retiring in. To him I wish swift tailwinds.
Counselair
BTW I've read Flying the Line Vol I and II, want more from my profession and am against flying past 60 and ALPA is only in it for themselves. Been there, furloughed from that (three times) and got the magzine!