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FlyChicaga and BigD,

You guys are killing me, it is not healthy to laugh this hard after eating the rediculous amount of Maryland Crab Cakes that I just indulged in.... :D

I don't feel so good! :(
 
FlyChicaga said:
But you never know... a little wank wank and kumbaya may have been the actual purpose of the "Sky Bar."
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

FlyChicaga said:
That means when I drive to Purdue, you get a bitch slap, not a regular one, ok? Great.
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Looks like I'd better start writing that "Gas Check" out....
 
Looks like I'd better start writing that "Gas Check" out....
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I think enough people would be contibuting to the "gas fund" that FlyChicaga could afford to stay up there for days and bitch-slap him all he wants.


One interesting (and slightly disturbing) point:

Somehow Archers posts generate the most responses and bring everyone together in a united force against him.
 
Deftone45075 said:
One interesting (and slightly disturbing) point:

Somehow Archers posts generate the most responses and bring everyone together in a united force against him.
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Almost like he should be from France instead of Italy...
 
Falcon Capt.

Even Archer (HELLO NUEMAN) has got to take offense to that one. Now don't get me wrong, I couldn't agree more from a political stand point, but if Archer (I bet he is kinda porky with glasses) does become a rocket scientist/aeronautical engineer he just might go to work for the French. Then you, me and all the other Falcon drivers in the world will be screwed beyond belief. I say we keep him here in the states and grant him U.S. citizenship on the condition that he MUST live in Savannah and work for Gulfstream until he retires. Then his sorry ass must go back to Italy.
Now if that doesn't bring GV Flyer out of the wood work I don't know what else will. :p

BTW, what the hell are you thinking putting those crab cakes on top of all that BBQ? Are you trying to kill someone?
 
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One interesting (and slightly disturbing) point:

Somehow Archers posts generate the most responses and bring everyone together in a united force against him.
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Almost like he should be from France instead of Italy...
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Even Archer (HELLO NUEMAN) has got to take offense to that one. Now don't get me wrong, I couldn't agree more from a political stand point, but if Archer (I bet he is kinda porky with glasses) does become a rocket scientist/aeronautical engineer he just might go to work for the French. Then you, me and all the other Falcon drivers in the world will be screwed beyond belief. I say we keep him here in the states and grant him U.S. citizenship on the condition that he MUST live in Savannah and work for Gulfstream until he retires. Then his sorry ass must go back to Italy.
Now if that doesn't bring GV Flyer out of the wood work I don't know what else will
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I don't know what to say guys.

I don't know what to say anymore...
 
LOL....I'm sorry man. I really am. This has gotten a bit out of hand, and I have a big hand in this.

But really, the problem is that you're reacting to the jokes in all the wrong ways, which in turn just makes us joke even more. Instead of complaining about how much your vagina hurts, you need to grow a sack and joke right back at us. :p
 
I've never been good a joking about people, and responding back...I'm quite naive in that sense.

What can I say about a bunch of Falcon/Guflstream Captains?

any ideas? ;)
 
Tell them you heard all corporate guys were airline washouts who have multiple DWI's on their license and maybe a violation or two. :D



The above response is not in anyway the direct or precise view of the poster. By reading this you agree to these terms and are required to refrain from flamming.
 
lol...I need to buy that DVD. What a great movie.


Here's another one, Archer - "Only pussies need three engines!" :p
 
What to tell a corporate guy to Pi$$ him off??

well...

you could call him/her lazy and likes to sit around the house most of the month with the family and get paid for doing very little.....

.....kinda like a furloughed airline pilot, except that a paycheck gets deposited every few weeks..

;)
 
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you could call him/her lazy and likes to sit around the house most of the month with the family and get paid for doing very little.....
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Thats EXACTLY what my wife says! After about 10 days home in a row she is usually calling dispatch to schedule me for a trip... :D
 
LOL...when I tell my girlfriend about not being home a lot as I work through my aviation career, she just says, "Good! How am I supposed to have other boyfriends over at the house if you're home all the time!??"

She's kidding.

I think.

D@mn. :eek:
 
And to think I'm gonna be overnight in Austin for 2 nights next month... HHmmmm.. what to do??? what to do???
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Dammit - someone must have used my login to post! I would NEVER make any comments about Falcon drivers. :p :p
 
Hey - not all that crap on the floor is mine! Most is from Archer's little diatribe about being a rocket scientist!
 
BIG D get used to it!!

It goes from.......

"when are you to leave on a trip dammit!!"

to...

"when are you getting home dammit!!"

cant win.
 
Hey Archer - I heard some dude sounding like Joe Pesci flying the ILS to AUS today in a Warrior. Was that you? Getting an early start on your instrument rating? :p

Down in SAT, I saw a GV taxiing out to 12R. Might have been a GIV. Doesn't matter really, one's just a little more "endowed" than the other. I swear, those things look like something Ace and Gary would fly. :D
 
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No that wasn't me bigD...

but I did fly an ILS once...with my CFI ;), at night, with a cross wind...was the best flight ever

Archer
 
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The ambiguoussly gay corporate pilots love the falace 550, I mean G550.
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HAHAHAHA.... Ok guys, where is GVFlyer... I am starting to get worried, his "Gulfstream Dominance" radar must be seriously OTS or something!

Post #200 for this thread, boy can Archer draw a crowd!
 
LOL...this is so out of hand, it's funny.

GV Flyer made an appearance on the ProPilot thread. Apparently he's too busy to sift through this one. He doesn't know what he's missing! :D
 

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