Need advice, one last time

[Archer]

I've never been good a joking about people, and responding back...I'm quite naive in that sense.

What can I say about a bunch of Falcon/Guflstream Captains?

any ideas?

 

[Deftone45075]

Tell them you heard all corporate guys were airline washouts who have multiple DWI's on their license and maybe a violation or two.



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[bigD]

Or poke fun at their pagers!

 

[bigD]

lol...I need to buy that DVD. What a great movie.


Here's another one, Archer - "Only pussies need three engines!"

 

[Deftone45075]

Anything with Anhedral is just wrong!

Anyone flying a Gulfsream is compensating.

 

[banned username 2]

Here's another one, Archer - "Only pussies need three engines!"

And to think I'm gonna be overnight in Austin for 2 nights next month... HHmmmm.. what to do??? what to do???

 

[Gulfstream 200]

What to tell a corporate guy to Pi$$ him off??

well...

you could call him/her lazy and likes to sit around the house most of the month with the family and get paid for doing very little.....

.....kinda like a furloughed airline pilot, except that a paycheck gets deposited every few weeks..

 

[banned username 2]

you could call him/her lazy and likes to sit around the house most of the month with the family and get paid for doing very little.....

Thats EXACTLY what my wife says! After about 10 days home in a row she is usually calling dispatch to schedule me for a trip...

 

[bigD]

LOL...when I tell my girlfriend about not being home a lot as I work through my aviation career, she just says, "Good! How am I supposed to have other boyfriends over at the house if you're home all the time!??"

She's kidding.

I think.

D@mn.

 

[bigD]

And to think I'm gonna be overnight in Austin for 2 nights next month... HHmmmm.. what to do??? what to do???

Dammit - someone must have used my login to post! I would NEVER make any comments about Falcon drivers.

 

[banned username 2]

Dammit - someone must have used my login to post! I would NEVER make any comments about Falcon drivers.

HHhhmmmm..... Seems I should have put on my boots while in here!

 

[bigD]

Hey - not all that crap on the floor is mine! Most is from Archer's little diatribe about being a rocket scientist!

 

[Gulfstream 200]

BIG D get used to it!!

It goes from.......

"when are you to leave on a trip dammit!!"

to...

"when are you getting home dammit!!"

cant win.

 

[bigD]

Hey Archer - I heard some dude sounding like Joe Pesci flying the ILS to AUS today in a Warrior. Was that you? Getting an early start on your instrument rating?

Down in SAT, I saw a GV taxiing out to 12R. Might have been a GIV. Doesn't matter really, one's just a little more "endowed" than the other. I swear, those things look like something Ace and Gary would fly.

 

[Archer]

No that wasn't me bigD...

but I did fly an ILS once...with my CFI , at night, with a cross wind...was the best flight ever

Archer

 

[Deftone45075]

I swear, those things look like something Ace and Gary would fly

The ambiguoussly gay corporate pilots love the falace 550, I mean G550.

 

[bigD]

The ambiguoussly gay corporate pilots love the falace 550, I mean G550.

Yes they do! The link below illustrates this point. The top picture is from an episode where Ace and Gary are driving in their car. Below that is Ace and Gary's private jet. Hmmmmm...

Ace and Gary's two modes of transportation.

 

[banned username 2]

The ambiguoussly gay corporate pilots love the falace 550, I mean G550.

HAHAHAHA.... Ok guys, where is GVFlyer... I am starting to get worried, his "Gulfstream Dominance" radar must be seriously OTS or something!

Post #200 for this thread, boy can Archer draw a crowd!

 

[crash-proof]

Ok, taking this a little overboard here but...

An "Erect" GV

Trojans Anyone???



Ok if that don't work, we can assume he's unemployed..

 

[bigD]

LOL...this is so out of hand, it's funny.

GV Flyer made an appearance on the ProPilot thread. Apparently he's too busy to sift through this one. He doesn't know what he's missing!