I Hate Women!

[Flyingdutchman]

You in Mexico bro? Im downtown tonight with the Pkwy chicks....

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Xav8tor and photoflight,

You guys are right on the money... Sad but true...

 

[Flyingdutchman]

One more sad observation..

I noticed that if your mr. right (aka mr nice guy) they will cheat on your ass a lot quicker!!

Dont ask me why, but chicks love assholes... How the heck does that work?

 

[Xav8tor]

One more sad observation..

I noticed that if your mr. right (aka mr nice guy) they will cheat on your ass a lot quicker!!

You too sir, are sadly, but truly, correct in your observation.

 

[phishn@daves]

actually there are women with no issues...look at family tree and that will clue you in....believe it or not, there are good looking ones with no issues, but there are few and far between, and they are not at the bar or on match dot com either

just gotta dig for them

Do you mean dig them up? I can see them not being able to b1tch at you, but I can get that cold, dry $hit at home. Plus, isn't that illegal?

 

[ReportCanoa]

Just as I thought I had a normal one on the hook, she pulled a psycho move. It never fails.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

I liked your other message better

 

[Photoflight]

Do you mean dig them up? I can see them not being able to b1tch at you, but I can get that cold, dry $hit at home. Plus, isn't that illegal?

you owe me a new keyboard...i just spit coke all over it..

 

[capt. megadeth]

I need to vent a little!

Are there any women out there who are not all f*cked up in their heads ?

Are there any women out there who wont turn psycho on you after 3/4 months ?

Are there any women out there who wont wake you up every dang day at 5 AM with their psycho phone calls ?

Are there any women out there without way too much emotional junk in their trunk ?

Yes....but I am taken....sorry!

You guys won't ever learn your lesson, will you? DON'T DATE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS! Heee heee.....just kidding!

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Not when you see me...

 

[EMB170Pilot]

Go with a nice southern gal............ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh its so sweet!

 

[Hung Start]

Ah, yes. Rosie Palm it is. And if I want "group" sex, I get her 5 sisters too!

Of course sometimes it is total rejection, even my hand falls asleep on me.

sigh

 

[Dumbluck]

learn to love the left, be patient rosie's retarded sis' takes time

 

[Borat Sagdiyev]

In US and A, if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father's house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide. First, you must do something called dating.

 

[FN FAL]

I found me one,,, well, mostly. Married for 32 years. Supported the life on the road, building a business, etc.

But, truthfully,, every once in a while,,,off she goes!!!

Just read the paper and not listen. My advice!

Yea, I hear ya. I got it pretty good at home, but when the full moon comes out, you might as well not even come home.

I always found that the second date was the best place to sort out the whackos.

First date should be somewhere nice, but the second date was always to the shooting range. If that went well, then you follow that up with taking them out to a nice supper club. If the range portion of the date didn't go so well, you take em to a tavern for some burgers or chicken fingers and their exit interview.