I Hate Women!

[EMB170Pilot]

Go with a nice southern gal............ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh its so sweet!

 

[Hung Start]

Ah, yes. Rosie Palm it is. And if I want "group" sex, I get her 5 sisters too!

Of course sometimes it is total rejection, even my hand falls asleep on me.

sigh

 

[Dumbluck]

learn to love the left, be patient rosie's retarded sis' takes time

 

[Borat Sagdiyev]

In US and A, if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father's house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide. First, you must do something called dating.

 

[FN FAL]

I found me one,,, well, mostly. Married for 32 years. Supported the life on the road, building a business, etc.

But, truthfully,, every once in a while,,,off she goes!!!

Just read the paper and not listen. My advice!

Yea, I hear ya. I got it pretty good at home, but when the full moon comes out, you might as well not even come home.

I always found that the second date was the best place to sort out the whackos.

First date should be somewhere nice, but the second date was always to the shooting range. If that went well, then you follow that up with taking them out to a nice supper club. If the range portion of the date didn't go so well, you take em to a tavern for some burgers or chicken fingers and their exit interview.

 

[nickfaith]

Amen to all..

I thought I had a non-psycho, halfway decent girl... then she's started getting more and more crazy.

For example, she went crazy because the stores closed early on New Years eve. Now.. I'm sitting at home waiting on her because she insists on driving me to the airport. Don't ask me why.. I actually had to drive back home and wait on her. It's pretty rediculous.. I just hope I don't miss my flight, I start IOE today.

(Did I mention she had to drive 30 minutes back home from work to pick me up and drive me 30 minutes to the airport..)

 

[AgDownUnder]

I need to vent a little!

Are there any women out there who are not all f*cked up in their heads ?

Are there any women out there who wont turn psycho on you after 3/4 months ?

Are there any women out there who wont wake you up every dang day at 5 AM with their psycho phone calls ?

Are there any women out there without way too much emotional junk in their trunk ?

Nope, get used to it.

 

[Captain Happy]

It's because of the posts like this that I keep coming back. Amen! Every once in a while you just need a good belly laugh. Thank you to all that made it happen. The only normal woman, are in our dreams! All the rest are just waiting for an excuse to blow up on ya! Plus, if you are a nice guy, good heart/soul, that sort of thing, most woman will piss in your wheaties, then go fark the guy down the street!

As Emo Philips once said "Woman cant live with em, cant dress them up in cute Nazi uniforms" so so true.

 

[RichardRambone]

I give my women 200 dollars to leave.

 

[Av8rPHX]

The girl I was just dating seemed normal at first but ended up being psycho as well. She dumped me christmas night because I didnt call her at all for 4 days when I was quite sick with pneumonia, even landed myself in the hospital for about 10 hours. She said I should have called her to tell her I was sick and that I didnt want to talk to her, yet she never even made any attempt to call me,but it was still "all my fault". The best part of this is..she did this in a voicemail. Finally felt good enough to fly christmas day,so I did, then when I got to MSP I turned on my phone and there was the voicemail beep. Oh well...

 

[FN FAL]

The girl I was just dating seemed normal at first but ended up being psycho as well. She dumped me christmas night because I didnt call her at all for 4 days when I was quite sick with pneumonia, even landed myself in the hospital for about 10 hours. She said I should have called her to tell her I was sick and that I didnt want to talk to her, yet she never even made any attempt to call me,but it was still "all my fault". The best part of this is..she did this in a voicemail. Finally felt good enough to fly christmas day,so I did, then when I got to MSP I turned on my phone and there was the voicemail beep. Oh well...

Is there any chance of getting a grudge jump in with the mom?

 

[414Flyer]

Yeah but dont forget though that when they do have estrus induced insanity and go off on you, they might very well tell you that you shouldnt have taken it personal, it was just time of the month.

However, just repeat that back to them next time it happens and watch the resulting explosion. "Sorry, I wasnt paying attention, you said when it was that time of the month not to take it personal"

 

[Flyin Tony]

No matter how nice or supporting you are too them, they always turnout too be psycho or have some major issues..

Im finding that out now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im bout to go slap a bitchnezzzz

 

[wheels1478]

Flyingdutchman...

This one time, at the crashpad in colorado i was just snoozin away and this amy chick came out of her dutch boyfriends room...hahaha

fark them hoes....call me if ya need to talk

 

[sleddriver77]

I've concluded that they're all just phawkin' STUPID till they hit 30. That's why I married me an older broad. (Plus, I figure she'll kick the bucket right about the time I'm retired from this trainwreck of an industry, and I can then procure the 18 year old trophy girlfriend with associated baggage at that time!)

 

[CWGrizwald]

Rules which may help

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
>
>A man only needs to be:
> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father
> 6. a master
> 7. a chef
> 8. an electrician
> 9. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
> 44. compassionate
>
>WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 45. give her compliments regularly
> 46. love shopping
> 47. be honest
> 48. be very rich
> 49. not stress her out
> 50. not look at other girls
>
>AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself
> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
> 54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible
> 55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your
>life and limb
>
>IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and
>arrangements she makes.
>
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Show up naked
> 2. Fix him something to eat.

 

[Dumbluck]

Preach, brother Preach.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Haha You guys crack me up. Im happy im not the only one that seems too date 'f*cuked" up women..

Flyingdutchman...

This one time, at the crashpad in colorado i was just snoozin away and this amy chick came out of her dutch boyfriends room...hahaha

Frick them hoes....call me if ya need to talk

Hahaha Im over Aimee bro.. But even Tammy turned psycho on me... Oh well.. Congrats on the job, have fun in training.

FD

 

[Stifler's Mom]

"Men are born of women, then spend the rest of their lives seeking their approval and acceptance."
Dr. Laura

"Women....we spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in."

-Robin Williams

 

[dojetdriver]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Show up naked
> 2. Fix him something to eat.

You forgot #3. SILENCE

FOOD, SEX, and SILENCE
Feed me, fcuk me, shut the fcuk up.

Chris Rock said it best.