I Hate Women!

[FedEx1]

Ya know, I have a buddy that looks for girls to date at Hooters. He tries for the 24 year old types, and he is well into his 40's. And he can't figure why none of them want to date him?!? He's my buddy, but he looks like the actor in the movie "The 40 Year Old Virgin." Same hair and everything.

Look for more mature gals, early 30's are great. They have the toys, the moves, and the means.... oh, but first check the medicine cabinet for Zoloft, Prozac, etc. And yes, stay away from the f/a's for crissake.

And if she does go off, DON'T mention that it might be the monthly thing, unless you want to see her go into hyperspeed psycho.

 

[MASH4077]

you should join the GPA

You should join the Gay Pilots Association! As for me, i'll stick to women.

 

[flyboyzii]

Let me explain it this way: Women are like airplanes. Any increase in "performance" comes at the expense of a decrease in stability. Those sleek, sexy, high performance models also have substantially higher maintenance requirements.

That is hillarious!!!! .....and sooooooooo true ROFLMAO!!!

 

[Dumbluck]

Just say No! to F/A's, they take phyco to a institutional level.

All women are crazy, (except Mom)
the key is to find one with a level of crazy you can put up with.

Goodluck, I'm pullin for ya, were all in this together- Red Green

 

[jetstream]

After becoming mothers, many women forget they are wives!

"Men are born of women, then spend the rest of their lives seeking their approval and acceptance."
Dr. Laura

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

After becoming mothers, many women forget they are wives!

"Men are born of women, then spend the rest of their lives seeking their approval and acceptance."
Dr. Laura

Anyone quoting Dr. Laura or Dr. Phil should be banned.

 

[CFIT]

Remember; if flys, floats, or fuXXs, it's cheaper to rent!

Also; show me a man who is willing to sleep with a flight attendant and I'll show you a man who is too lazy to jack off!

 

[dukeflr]

"I like women-because some of them are so pretty, and a few are intelligent enough to appreciate me." - Robert Ruark

One of my favorite quotes.

 

[fogrunner]

Do what a lot of the guys I fly with have done (not me). Get an Asian or S. American girlfriend I guess they are far more accomadating. However do not bring them to the US, if you do, it goes down hill pretty quick.

 

[dojetdriver]

Do what a lot of the guys I fly with have done (not me). Get an Asian or S. American girlfriend I guess they are far more accomadating. However do not bring them to the US, if you do, it goes down hill pretty quick.

It's actually pretty simple. Bring them to the US. When you go on a trip, take her to your mom's house. She can water, feed, and walk her. Just don't let her watch Oprah or Dr. Phil. When you get back from your trip, go back over to mom's and pick her up.

By the way, bring mom flowers for girlfriend sitting for you while you are at work.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

You in Mexico bro? Im downtown tonight with the Pkwy chicks....

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Xav8tor and photoflight,

You guys are right on the money... Sad but true...

 

[Flyingdutchman]

One more sad observation..

I noticed that if your mr. right (aka mr nice guy) they will cheat on your ass a lot quicker!!

Dont ask me why, but chicks love assholes... How the heck does that work?

 

[Xav8tor]

One more sad observation..

I noticed that if your mr. right (aka mr nice guy) they will cheat on your ass a lot quicker!!

You too sir, are sadly, but truly, correct in your observation.

 

[phishn@daves]

actually there are women with no issues...look at family tree and that will clue you in....believe it or not, there are good looking ones with no issues, but there are few and far between, and they are not at the bar or on match dot com either

just gotta dig for them

Do you mean dig them up? I can see them not being able to b1tch at you, but I can get that cold, dry $hit at home. Plus, isn't that illegal?

 

[ReportCanoa]

Just as I thought I had a normal one on the hook, she pulled a psycho move. It never fails.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

I liked your other message better

 

[Photoflight]

Do you mean dig them up? I can see them not being able to b1tch at you, but I can get that cold, dry $hit at home. Plus, isn't that illegal?

you owe me a new keyboard...i just spit coke all over it..

 

[capt. megadeth]

I need to vent a little!

Are there any women out there who are not all f*cked up in their heads ?

Are there any women out there who wont turn psycho on you after 3/4 months ?

Are there any women out there who wont wake you up every dang day at 5 AM with their psycho phone calls ?

Are there any women out there without way too much emotional junk in their trunk ?

Yes....but I am taken....sorry!

You guys won't ever learn your lesson, will you? DON'T DATE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS! Heee heee.....just kidding!

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Not when you see me...