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flyifrvfr said:Why does everyone keep saying two streams of piss means you have the clap. It does not mean you have the clap. The only thing coming out of me is piss albeit in two streams. Because I don't do a money shot like a porn star....
your_dreamguy said:Seriously, I am. I don't know why I'm admitting this, maybe I could get some advice. From what I noticed, nowdays:
1. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
2. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
3. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
4. GIRLS LOVE MARRIED GUYS.
5. GIRLS LOVE GAY GUYS.
6. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WITH TRUCKS, WHO WEAR THEIR HAT BACKWARDS (OR SIDEWAYS) AND CHEW TABACCO.
I'm sure my observations are not any different from yours. By the way, I'm hoping to loose my virginity this summer. Wish me luck.
FN FAL said:It's kind of shame you guys missed out on the 70's, 80's and the first half of the 90's.
I know me and your mom's didn't.
Not that I could use the advice, but for the sake of conversation, what would you suggest, English?English said:I feel sorry for my male flightinfo friends. You guys really have no clue as to how to get lucky with the ladies.
Why don't you just ask the many women on this website for advice? Too proud?
Resume Writer said:I always love your sense of humor!
your_dreamguy said:Seriously, I am. I don't know why I'm admitting this, maybe I could get some advice. From what I noticed, nowdays:
1. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
2. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
3. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
4. GIRLS LOVE MARRIED GUYS.
5. GIRLS LOVE GAY GUYS.
6. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WITH TRUCKS, WHO WEAR THEIR HAT BACKWARDS (OR SIDEWAYS) AND CHEW TABACCO.
I'm sure my observations are not any different from yours. By the way, I'm hoping to loose my virginity this summer. Wish me luck.
Why work so hard at being a lady killer when a box of hefties, some duct tape, a chainsaw and a car with a big trunk is all you need.RichardRambone said:I can get chicks without being a pilot. Its all about portraying confidence, and the idea that you're a pilot is a sign that your confident and adventerous, two great signs a girl likes to see. Also, smile a lot, look directly in their eyes but not in a creepy way, and flash the blue ice. These things will greatly improve any chance you have with a girl, pilot or not. Also, give a man stand every so often. You know, the hands on the hips like the Captain Morgan commercials. Do that and you'll be a regular Colin Farrell.
your_dreamguy said:Seriously, I am. I don't know why I'm admitting this, maybe I could get some advice. From what I noticed, nowdays:
1. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
2. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
3. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
4. GIRLS LOVE MARRIED GUYS.
5. GIRLS LOVE GAY GUYS.
6. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WITH TRUCKS, WHO WEAR THEIR HAT BACKWARDS (OR SIDEWAYS) AND CHEW TABACCO.
I'm sure my observations are not any different from yours. By the way, I'm hoping to loose my virginity this summer. Wish me luck.
your_dreamguy said:Seriously, I am. I don't know why I'm admitting this, maybe I could get some advice. From what I noticed, nowdays:
1. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
2. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
3. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
4. GIRLS LOVE MARRIED GUYS.
5. GIRLS LOVE GAY GUYS.
6. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WITH TRUCKS, WHO WEAR THEIR HAT BACKWARDS (OR SIDEWAYS) AND CHEW TABACCO.
I'm sure my observations are not any different from yours. By the way, I'm hoping to loose my virginity this summer. Wish me luck.
your_dreamguy said:6. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WITH TRUCKS, WHO WEAR THEIR HAT BACKWARDS (OR SIDEWAYS) AND CHEW TABACCO.
DC4boy said:What about Firemen Pilots???
English said:Why don't you just ask the many women on this website for advice? Too proud?
No wonder the neighbor lady was scoping me out several times while I was bent over for three and a half hours replacing the front brake pads and rotors on my car in the apartment parking lot. She kinda had that "tire kicker" look! Nah, who am I kidding, she was just trying to sneak up on me and drop a penny down my "norge".Resume Writer said:My top things I look for in a man are...
...I approach the relationship search like buying a car
Kathy
bingo! and don't stay and talk forever like you've got nothing better to do. once you've talked for a minute and # closed, it's time to go. just like an intro flight; keep it short and leave them wanting more. even if you're really just going home to check for new posts on flightinfo, leave the impression you're a busy person with lots of people you have to meet up with.RichardRambone said:I can get chicks without being a pilot. Its all about portraying confidence, and the idea that you're a pilot is a sign that your confident and adventerous, two great signs a girl likes to see. Also, smile a lot, look directly in their eyes but not in a creepy way, and flash the blue ice.
I hear ya, there's so many other wonderful things you could be doing, why waste time? Get in, get out and then have em go wash and wax the car like you asked them to.yzf6 said:keep it short and leave them wanting more.
FN FAL said:Why work so hard at being a lady killer when a box of hefties, some duct tape, a chainsaw and a car with a big trunk is all you need.
English said:This is only one girl's opinion - BUT....
Just be yourselves, guys (and I don't mean the perverted version, just the nice guy version).
Nice guys finish last. I am a very nice guy but I dont get laid unless I get more aggressive, be confident, and have a great time laughing and singing. This is strictly in a bar setting by the way. You dont get girls at bars to be your girlfriend. Going after girlfriends is a completly different thread.
Just be yourself and don't be a jerk.
Girls LOVE jerks are you kidding?
If you are being an honest, open guy with even a mild sense of humor, you should be doing just fine. If you aren't, you're probably looking for the wrong type of woman.
True.
If you want a one night stand, find a woman that wants the same. Try the usual places.
Hence a bar.
If you want a long term sexual relationship with no strings (well, ok, some strings), that's the easiest - friends with benefits.
Hard to cross that line and try and come back.
If you want a fulfilling relationship - you won't find it on flightinfo, that's for sure. I don't think I could even begin to give good advice here for fear of my buddy Hugh jumping in![]()
Here's one for you... http://www.flexonline.com/images/fl/14/1007.jpgRichardRambone said:What no girlfriends on flight info?
FN FAL said:Here's one for you... http://www.flexonline.com/images/fl/14/1007.jpg