Do pilot's really get more chicks??!!

[FreightNazi]

All right,



a $170,000/yr UPS 747 CA has balls as blue as the sky!!!


How ***** up is that!!!

That is really ****** up! A UPS Captain makes way more than $170,000 a year!!!

 

[RichardRambone]

I wouldnt say its easier but its a big plus where Im from. They think "Ohhhh he's adventerous and a risk taker. Hes hot." Maybe its a form of the bad boy image and the Catch Me If You Can syndrom of being a badass pilot by day and he-man womanizer and sexual tyranosaurus by night. Not real but hey, if the shoe fits.......

 

[Immelman]

I remember telling my wife, when we were dating early on, that during my single days it took me a while to realize that contrary to my pilot's intuition, chicks did NOT find pilots inherently hot -- she immediately started laughing and still points it out to this day (she agrees).

She supports my flying but isn't too interested in it herself aside from getting from pt A to pt B quicker than driving...

 

[stonewall]

I met this girl several years ago at City X. She asked me what I did, and I said I was a fighter pilot (no, it was not my opening line!). She said, "yeah, whatever, I heard the same line from that jacka$$ 10 minutes ago," which made sense since there were about 10 fighter pilots in the bar at the time. I then said, "okay, okay, I'm a doctor." She replied, with all sincerity, "Oh yeah, which hospital?" Chicks, man.

I met a girl the other night who asked what I did and when I said "airline pilot," her immediate response was "so, you're gone 16 days a month?" Not interested. It's like any other semi-unique job. It works sometimes and it doesn't.

The job doesn't get you laid...it's the gobs of money and booze you throw around!

 

[goofyleftwich]

i got 2 last week........picked em up at in n out.......we had funnnnnnnnnn

 

[sqwkvfr]

Cops and firemen get more poontang than pilots do.

I'm sure you've heard the old addage:

The badge will get you p***y, but --if your not careful-- the p***y will get the badge.

 

[RichardRambone]

I got 5 last night. Five friends that never let me down. Always there when I need it and never say no. I even let them operate the throttle when I fly!

 

[flyifrvfr]

I never use the pilot card with the ladies. Because I am a very difficult person to impress I feel that you need more game than just your job. I spend more time listening to the ladies tell me about them. When they ask what I do I say a little of this and a little of that. Tell me more about you. You can never run out of things to say if you just sit back and let the woman talk. Of course later after sex, I piss all over her floor because I can't hit the bowl with two streams of piss.

 

[TurboS7]

I thought that problem was just because of old age.

 

[BoeingBoy]

Well i'm a pilot and I haven't gotten any since 2001....of course it's only about 2030 now....maybe she'll let me do it again at 2100...

 

[satpak77]

Well i'm a pilot and I haven't gotten any since 2001

you gotta be sh1tting us

 

[TurboS7]

No comment

 

[Nova]

you gotta be sh1tting us

Man, you missed it. 2001 as in military/zulu time. Which is why he followed it up with "maybe she'll let me do it again at....." Nevermind.

 

[Cardinal]

it can help sometimes, but most everyone ive met who thinks their pilots license will get them laid needs alot more help than their license will give them. leykis 101 is a good start.

For the record, posterity, general knowledge, etc:

Leykis 101
1.NEVER, and I mean EVER...date a single mother or father
2.Follow the "three strikes and your out" rule. Which means if she hasn't put out in the first three dates, dump the bitc#.
3.Never pick up your phone Friday through Sunday. Screen all of your phone calls
4.No cuddling after sex. You kick their ass out in time for Sportscenter
5.Always wear a condom. Even if she is on birth control. No exceptions
6.Never spend more than $40 on a date. And if she pays, all the better
7.Pick out the women with the lowest self esteem. The lower the better. Beautiful women normally have a very low self esteem
8.Get in touch with your "inner A-hole". Women are drawn to assholes. If your a nice guy (pu$$y), you won't get laid. She'll categorize you as her "friend"
8.Women are attention whores and will do almost anything to get it. So keep that in mind when you see some woman dressed to kill
9.never have coffee or lunch with a woman unless you want to be "friends". Women have dinner with the men that they bang, not lunch or coffee.
10.Women, you have no male friends. Every male you call a friend wants to bang the living fkcu out of you. If you don't believe me, then as a test...tell any one of your male friends that you want to sleep with them and see if they turn you down
11.Stay away from any women who says the words "All my friends are guys". That is trouble and should be avoided at all costs
12.If the person you are dating stops putting out, Dump that bitc#
13.Men, the reason why you are friends with a woman with the exception of having a past relationship with her...is that she doesn't find you attractive. The truth hurts. Move on
14.Men, the more confidence you show the better chances you have of getting the girl. Women smell a pu$$y a mile away and they can also smell confidence. Women are attracted to confidence almost more than anything else
15.Don't ever tell a woman you love her unless you really do. Don't do it especially just to get in her pants. The consequences are many and get you in to big trouble
16.If your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a "friend" of the opposite sex, dump that bitc#
17.Do not get married until you are at least 25 years of age
18.Do not buy her flowers until the second year you are married
19.Don't do anything in the beginning of the relationship you wouldn't normally do later in the relationship. Because her expectations of anything you do for her will cause you problems later
20.Never hold her purse. Unless you are a pu$$y or have a pu$$y, you shouldn't be holding a purse
21.Always become unavailable during the holidays. Never pick up the phone close to holiday seasons. Especially Valentine's Day or Thanksgiving
22.Do not go to a concert with a woman if she invites you. Especially if she has backstage passes or has a friend in the band she is going to see. It just means she is there to fkcu the other guy. She probably just used you for the ride there
23.Never buy a woman a drink. It's just another way of a woman getting something she wants for free while the man thinks she's interested in him (applies outside of relationships)
24.Eat before you go out on a date. Purpose is that a woman normally wouldn't be caught dead eating more than her date. So this results in a lower costing date by the end of the evening. You tell her that you are trying to eat healthy
25.Do not order a bottle of wine. And the reason you don't when she asks is because you want to make sure you get her home safely. And to ensure this to the best of your ability, you don't want to drink any alcohol.
26.If your date picks up their cell phone, silently get up and drive off without them. If they wouldn't give you the lack of respect to pay attention to you on the date, you don't give them the respect of driving them home
27.This came from listener comments, so here it is. Keep a bottle of hot sauce Every place you have sex (Bathroom, bedroom etc.) After you use the condom, put a few drops into the used condom and throw it away. This results in the "Burning of the cooch" if the bitc# tries to actually use the contents.

 

[TIGV]

Well, it's official, my universe has just experienced a complete quantum collapse, this occured with a wet sucking-popping sound when I found out that not only can a dude with a GED make more money at the Quicktrip than flying, but the guy at my local QT nails about twice the amount of pooooo-nanny I do.

I think I'm gonna superglue a tazer to my forhead and turn it on while simultaneously lowering my dangly bits into a Black n Decker propane powered meat-grinder.