Do pilot's really get more chicks??!!

[flyifrvfr]

And condoms do wonders dontchknow

 

[your_dreamguy]

I'm still a virgin

Seriously, I am. I don't know why I'm admitting this, maybe I could get some advice. From what I noticed, nowdays:

1. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
2. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
3. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
4. GIRLS LOVE MARRIED GUYS.
5. GIRLS LOVE GAY GUYS.
6. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WITH TRUCKS, WHO WEAR THEIR HAT BACKWARDS (OR SIDEWAYS) AND CHEW TABACCO.

I'm sure my observations are not any different from yours. By the way, I'm hoping to loose my virginity this summer. Wish me luck.

 

[Daveman]

Why does everyone keep saying two streams of piss means you have the clap. It does not mean you have the clap. The only thing coming out of me is piss albeit in two streams. Because I don't do a money shot like a porn star....

I'm only here to mess with you.

 

[Resume Writer]

Geez, I guess I am done dating, since I am a single mother!


Well, Daveman still loves me. He has quite a Visa!

Kathy

 

[English]

Seriously, I am. I don't know why I'm admitting this, maybe I could get some advice. From what I noticed, nowdays:

1. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
2. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
3. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
4. GIRLS LOVE MARRIED GUYS.
5. GIRLS LOVE GAY GUYS.
6. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WITH TRUCKS, WHO WEAR THEIR HAT BACKWARDS (OR SIDEWAYS) AND CHEW TABACCO.

I'm sure my observations are not any different from yours. By the way, I'm hoping to loose my virginity this summer. Wish me luck.

Let me guess...you are around 20 years old.

You sure have us all figured out

 

[FN FAL]

It's kind of shame you guys missed out on the 70's, 80's and the first half of the 90's.

I know me and your mom's didn't.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

A woman calls 911 and says "There's a naked pilot on my back porch trying to get in, please send the police!" The dispatcher says "OK, they're on their way... but I'm curious, if he's naked, how do you know he's a pilot?" "Simple, he's got a big watch, a small unit, and he's trying to cash a check"

I though the ending was "and he was trying to steal my newspaper"...

 

[Resume Writer]

It's kind of shame you guys missed out on the 70's, 80's and the first half of the 90's.

I know me and your mom's didn't.

I always love your sense of humor!

 

[TonyC]

I feel sorry for my male flightinfo friends. You guys really have no clue as to how to get lucky with the ladies.

Why don't you just ask the many women on this website for advice? Too proud?

Not that I could use the advice, but for the sake of conversation, what would you suggest, English?






.

 

[FlyChicaga]

I open to what she has to say. Come on English, let's hear it!

 

[FN FAL]

I always love your sense of humor!

"the crux of the biscuit, is the apostrophe" Frank Zappa

 

[aviatrix]

Seriously, I am. I don't know why I'm admitting this, maybe I could get some advice. From what I noticed, nowdays:

1. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
2. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
3. GIRLS LOVE BLACK GUYS.
4. GIRLS LOVE MARRIED GUYS.
5. GIRLS LOVE GAY GUYS.
6. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WITH TRUCKS, WHO WEAR THEIR HAT BACKWARDS (OR SIDEWAYS) AND CHEW TABACCO.

I'm sure my observations are not any different from yours. By the way, I'm hoping to loose my virginity this summer. Wish me luck.

Naw..........girls love nice guys with BIG






smiles!

 

[CSY Mon]

Do pilot's really get more chicks??!!

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Yes.

 

[SigAV8R]

Naw..........girls love nice guys with BIG






smiles!

Since when?

 

[RichardRambone]

I can get chicks without being a pilot. Its all about portraying confidence, and the idea that you're a pilot is a sign that your confident and adventerous, two great signs a girl likes to see. Also, smile a lot, look directly in their eyes but not in a creepy way, and flash the blue ice. These things will greatly improve any chance you have with a girl, pilot or not. Also, give a man stand every so often. You know, the hands on the hips like the Captain Morgan commercials. Do that and you'll be a regular Colin Farrell.