Do pilot's really get more chicks??!!

[flyifrvfr]

Tom Lykis or lickass doesn't know how to deal with women. He gets women only because he has money. After they find out he has a teeny weeny that dump him.

 

[Guitar Guy]

Of course, if you really want to impress the ladies, tell 'em you're an engineer. That always works...

Probably the best line is, "Hello, I'm incredibly wealthy".

 

[flyifrvfr]

I save my best line for when I am on a airliner. I act like I know something is wrong as I go up to the most beautiful woman on the plane. I say " excuse me, I just talked to the Captain and he said we are leaking fuel and we can't make it to land. We are ditching in the water. I don't want to die a virgin and I bet you don't want to die a virgin either."

 

[Fury220]

I've given up telling people I'm a pilot.

I just tell 'em that I'm a baloon wrangler..."you know, like all those big decorative balloons in front of used car lots...I do those"

"my dream is to one day" *sniff* (for dramatic effect) "hold one of the strings of Clifford the Big Red Dog as we walk down the street in NYC during the Macy's day parade..."



This cracks 'em up every time.

 

[English]

I feel sorry for my male flightinfo friends. You guys really have no clue as to how to get lucky with the ladies.

Why don't you just ask the many women on this website for advice? Too proud?

 

[TurboS7]

Women are just fun to hang out with, who gives a rip about getting laid.

 

[Kream926]

Well, it's official, my universe has just experienced a complete quantum collapse, this occured with a wet sucking-popping sound when I found out that not only can a dude with a GED make more money at the Quicktrip than flying, but the guy at my local QT nails about twice the amount of pooooo-nanny I do.

I think I'm gonna superglue a tazer to my forhead and turn it on while simultaneously lowering my dangly bits into a Black n Decker propane powered meat-grinder.

dude
you know how many drunk girls go into QT after last call?
i had a friend who worked there told me the same thing

 

[FlyChicaga]

I found out last weekend the key to getting women to notice you.

Mechanical bull.

Sit back and watch the other drunk idiots get on the thing and try to impress the women, then get tossed off within 15 seconds. Stand close to the fence, while drinking Corona and doing a few Tequila shots. Don't get hammered though, otherwise you'll be spewing projectile vomit from the bucking bull.

After about an hour of the dork-be-thrown-off madness, hitch up on the bull and hang on tight. Proper form is essential (think rodeo). If you have never seen a rodeo before, turn on ESPN Ocho. If you hang on for at least two straight minutes, you have just achieved "badest dude in the bar" status.

I kid you not. I did this, and walking out of the pen had a goregous girl come up to me, and said, "You sure stayed on there a long time. Longer than any of these other guys." I responded, simply, "Yup." She goes, "Well I'm pretty sure that will get you laid tonight." I contained my shock (I'm a nerd, this doesn't happen), and just said, "Well, we'll see at closing time who won me over." Winked, and left. She came by many times that night. But seeing as I went to the bar with six women, that does spoil a man's chances...

 

[TurboS7]

Best bar I have been to is in OKC where they ride real bulls. Nothing like drinking a beer and having bull trash thrown all over you, chicks dig that when they are drunk too.

 

[TurboS7]

Chics also dig getting up at 0300 in the morning to go watch the sunrise on the top of the mountain on Maui.

 

[FlyChicaga]

Best bar I have been to is in OKC where they ride real bulls. Nothing like drinking a beer and having bull trash thrown all over you, chicks dig that when they are drunk too.

Or you could go drink with the alcoholic goats at Silky's on Beale Street in Memphis. I mean, if you strike out with the chicks, there's always the goats.

I do not, ever, under any circumstance condone or support what this post implies.

 

[MFRskyknight]

Women are just fun to hang out with, who gives a rip about getting laid.

Duh -- everyone who's not gay.

Just kidding, I hear ya. I have lots of female friends, but I'm committed to one girl and not really the type who'd expect my status as a pilot to get me laid like clockwork anyway.

I can't see it going well at all...

Me: Guess what, baby?

Hot Chick: What?

Me: It might interest you to learn that I successfully completed my first SOLO flight earlier today.

Hot Chick: Really? You sound so excited - what sort of plane do you fly?

Me: Lemme put it this way -- you ever hear of the legendary Cessna 152?

Hot Chick (getting up to leave): Well, congratulations, captain. Looks like you'll be flying solo tonight, too.

 

[Daveman]

. Of course later after sex, I piss all over her floor because I can't hit the bowl with two streams of piss.

Ahh, you gotta love a good dose of the clap.

 

[Daveman]

Well, I haven't the slightest problem scoring with the ladies. I don't use any clever lines, I just whip it out.


The visa, that is.

 

[flyifrvfr]

Why does everyone keep saying two streams of piss means you have the clap. It does not mean you have the clap. The only thing coming out of me is piss albeit in two streams. Because I don't do a money shot like a porn star....