Do pilot's really get more chicks??!!

[TIGV]

Wow !

 

[Dash8]

Here's one for you... http://www.flexonline.com/images/fl/14/1007.jpg

thats a man, baby!!

 

[RichardRambone]

Here's one for you... http://www.flexonline.com/images/fl/14/1007.jpg

Holy piss shes bangin hot. I would love to slide between her wrinkled burnt skin. Plus drinks would be free b/c she would beat everyone in armwrestling. Looks like my Grandma. Not really.

 

[mattpilot]

I think after FN FAL's image posting, this thread is officially dead. I mean, what can you possibly add after something like that?

 

[apcooper]

Geez, I guess I am done dating, since I am a single mother!


Well, Daveman still loves me. He has quite a Visa!

Kathy

I'll take you out. No, I will not talk about being a pilot or any other crap like that and we'll avoid the bars like the plague. No pickup lines needed either. Just kick back, relax and have fun.


Keeping it simple!!!

 

[Princedietrich]

I remember back in my university teaching days, there was this one guy who was a total cheesewad. He'd sniff around the high school parking lot on Friday nights if you get my meaning. He ALWAYS, ALWAYS, tried to play the pilot card too.

So one night my buddies and I decided to sabotage him good. We went to our usual hangout bar for an evening of booze and foosball, knowing that eventually this guy would show up. Shortly after we arrived, a large group of ladies entered the bar and we knew that each and every one of them would be his type (ie, they were breathing). So some of us went over to them, real serious like, and told them that there would probably be some guy in here later tonight that would try to pick them up by claiming to be a pilot. We also said that he would try to impress them by showing off his liscense (since he was a CFI, he preferred to show off his instructor ticket thinking it was more potent). We informed the ladies that he would be showing them a FAKE liscense and proceeded to show them what real liscenses looked like, by pointing out the blue DOT insignia in the corner and telling them that his could probably have a black one since it's a fake copy. After this spiel we casually walked away without further bothering them.

About an hour later, sure enough, the guy comes in. Shortly after getting his beer he heads straight for this same group of ladies. True to form, he whips out the CFI cert and lays on the pilot rap. The girls all looked at eachother in disbelief, as if to say "holy crap, those guys were RIGHT," and told him in no uncertain terms to get lost. Several drinks got spilled in our area as a result of the roaring laughter we suffered over this event.



Oh, and on the rare occasion that a lady asks me what I do for a living (I never offer the info myself), I reply modestly by saying "well, you'll probably think this is a cheap pickup line, but I'm a pilot." I only show the cert if they ask to see it, and that's not very often. In my experience, ladies are thoroughly unimpressed with a guy who is a pilot for two reasons. One: they don't believe the guy actually IS a pilot or are very turned off when the guy tries to hard to prove it. Two: they live in an area, such as a town with an air force base or large flight school, where pilots are a dime a dozen. Now by this one I am in no way downplaying military pilots or the students/faculty at the school, I'm merely saying that the ladies would not be impressed by something that is so common to them.

 

[Kream926]

^^^ does this guy live in oklahoma, sounds very familure

the kid you sabotaged that is

 

[Princedietrich]

^^^ does this guy live in oklahoma, sounds very familure

the kid you sabotaged that is

Nah, southern Ohio.
Rumor has it, this guy has bought one of the major taxicab operators in the college town in order to get better access to the drunk chicks.

 

[qmaster3]

I know plenty of white girls who feel that inter-racial mixing is wrong.

Until they get some black snake thrown in em, that is.

 

[C172gal05]

Wait a minute - I thought all women pilots were lesbians!

Kidding! Kidding!

Honestly...why is it that if ur a female in aviation..u are thought to be a lesbian?? Is it because it is a "manly" profession and "manly" women are lesbians??

My bf who was a pilot would joke with me all the time about how it was hard to find a good looking pilot who wasnt a dyke!!
LOL

 

[RichardRambone]

Hey, Im not ashamed of the fact that Im a pilot. I dont go around saying it to everyone like the joke goes, but if and when a woman asks, I tell her with confidance that Im a pilot. Not so interesting to girls at my college flight school but where I live now in a major city its defenitaly a plus. I only half assed down play that Im a pilot sometimes but I play the cards Im dealt. When they dont believe you I HAVE pulled out my license as well. BTW my boss is a highly respected, good aircraft sales owner who is, yes, a lesbian. Very unassuming one who you'd never know just by looking at her but she is the boss and acts like it. Great boss too BTW. Very fair but tough. Also, does the black dot mean CFI? I have a black one onmy CFI but a blue on my commercial.

 

[liv'n_on_credit]

Also, does the black dot mean CFI? I have a black one onmy CFI but a blue on my commercial.

Correct, black means CFI, at least that's what mine was before I got my Gold Seal. The symbol turns to gold when you get your "Gold Seal" CFI status.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

All right,

Do pilots really pick up women easier than non-pilots?! I do not think so. A co-worker of mine disagrees with me. Your opinions are appreciated!!!!

As Hal Sparks from VH1's I Love the 80's said... We get more ass than a toilet seat!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Care269]

So, ......, a guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and drinks it, takes out a rifle and shoots out a toilet, and then chases around a cat. He returns the next night and is confronted by the bartender; "oh no, not you again, what the hell were you doing last night" he asks. The customer promptly repilies; "I was practicing t be an Airline Pilot, you show up to work, have a drink, shoot the **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** and chase a little **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** around"!

 

[jetlink511]

"I reply modestly by saying "well, you'll probably think this is a cheap pickup line, but I'm a pilot." I only show the cert if they ask to see it, and that's not very often."

OMFG you would actually pull your cert to "prove" your a pilot? WTF? If some rancid skank asked me to prove I was a pilot I'd tell her to pull her panties off and take a ride on my face. You sir are a tool!

fwiw...

 

[Flyingdutchman]

This thread is to funny. I never use my pilot line.. All I need is my accent baby, that does it ! gets me atleast 2 chicks a week.

 

[Kingairrick]

I always told chicks that I was a trust fund kid and just flew for fun. It seemed to work OK.
Now I'm married to flight attendant, she's not impressed. Thinks pilots are dorks...She does a great impression of me at work though. Kind of a "Hey, where's the paper?" kind of thing. really cracks up the kids...

 

[dojetdriver]

This thread is to funny. I never use my pilot line.. All I need is my accent baby, that does it ! gets me atleast 2 chicks a week.

He's not bullsh1ting, this crap actually works, blows me away everytime I see it happen. **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** eurotrash taking our jobs and our women!

 

[BossHogg]

What kind of "talent" is a Dutchman getting?

 

[surfnole]

Money is the ultimate aphrodisiac...so 747 captains should get a lot of chicks. Even ugly doctors get hot chicks.

I remember the Super Bowl a few years ago in Miami. When the camera panned the crowd, I realized that lots of guys bought their daughters to the game.

 

[English]

I remember the Super Bowl a few years ago in Miami. When the camera panned the crowd, I realized that lots of guys bought their daughters to the game.

Freudian slip?

 

[FN FAL]

Freudian slip?

Maybe he's from West Virginia or the U.P. English...they bought their daughters alot der hey.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Hahahahaah admit it DOJ you love it!!! It even gets you a few chicks from time to time if I work my magic! I won't be doing much over the next few weeks, I just came back from the hospital (nice nurses down there bye the way)


take care buddy goodluck with IOE.
FD

 

[CSY Mon]

so 747 captains should get a lot of chicks.

we do, we do, that is a fact...

All I need is my accent baby, that does it ! gets me atleast 2 chicks a week.

Yup, my Scandinavian accent, and the 747 gig works anytime, anywhere, the only problem is wifey, she ain't sharing.....

 

[dojetdriver]

Hahahahaah admit it DOJ you love it!!! It even gets you a few chicks from time to time if I work my magic! I won't be doing much over the next few weeks, I just came back from the hospital (nice nurses down there bye the way)


take care buddy goodluck with IOE.
FD

Yeah, I heard those sex-change operations can take a while to heal up.

 

[jackotron]

no shat...

this one girl at starbucks said to me "oh.... you go to spartan..." in a rather disappointed voice.

She has heard about spartan.

 

[WizardPilot]

When you are an 18 year old pilot, the chicks dig that. They don't know many pilots. They like it. They always ask me for a ride, but they don't want to go flying, whats up with that? rock out with your C*<k out

 

[Flyforyou]

Had a buddy of mine who used to tell women he mowed lawns in Northern Canada... most of them never even questioned it, I thought it sounded like a good "occupation". Then there's always the "high-speed lift operator". My advise, ditch the uniform and the cert's, get a bike and you'll never be lonely again.


Fly

 

[yzf6]

My advise, ditch the uniform and the cert's, get a bike and you'll never be lonely again.

no kidding! bikes are magnets, just make sure you get a sticker that says "you must be under 140lbs to ride this ride" and stick it on the back seat. it'll save you alot of explaining every time a fat chick asks for a ride.

 

[Flyforyou]

One for the women... I saw a chick on a bike the other day, the plate said MY BOB. My wife good a kick out of that one!

Fly