"Abused" Now that's funny!!:laugh:
Yes, most of these FBO's certainly are similar to the dungeons used during the inquisition.
I'm sitting standby right now. These cushy chairs are too plush. I keep sinking comfortably into them, which makes it hard to get up when I need to. And when it's reclined?! Forgedabouddit!!
And these bigs screen, flat-panel TV's with the gazillion channels to choose from, well, how's a person supposed to choose what to watch? And really, it's hard to see the whole screen at once when they're that big! Bastards!
I don't even want to talk about the crew food I 'have' to eat when on standby at the FBO! I mean, come on!! I run all those miles to stay in shape, and then the company throws free food at me! This kind of abuse MUST STOP!!! Or we'll all be suffering from normal blood-sugar levels sooner than we want to.
And the computers and free wi-fi provided for our 'conevenience'? Who do they thing they're kidding!! You put a computer with internet in front of ANY pilot, and it's practically manadatory that he'll be typing his way to carpal tunnel before you can say 'overtime'. OSHA!! I want OSHA!!!
And worst of all, should the company actually need us to fly, our response time will be at least an hour quicker than if we were at the hotel. Know what that means? Client expectations will be WAY TOO HIGH!!! I can't believe they'd allow this to happen!!
And all this for only a six figure salary every year?! How dare they!!!
People, THE ABUSE MUST STOP!!!!
We MUST be allowed to listen to the maid in the next room with the vacuum cleaner! We MUST be allowed to remain in a RECLINED position on a BED! We MUST be allowed to buy our own meals! Heck, we simply MUST be allowed to make our own schedules and run things the way WE SEE FIT!!!
Fight for your rights!! Or soon you too may find yourself being ABUSED like us Netjets pilots!!!