Crossky said:
Amen to that brother. I believe that God will be glorified in his life in the future. Word is, he had been reading the Bible regularly in the recent past. God regularly uses tragedy to bring Glory to himself. Remember the cruxifixion of Jesus Christ? (tragedy) How about his resurrection? (Glory!)
Anyway, what or who created the Universe? That entity was and is Almighty God. One of Newton's laws supposes to prove it, 'The cause of every reaction is an equal and opposite reaction'. You say "who created God?" Well, who created who created God, and on to infinity. That reasoning has to stop somewhere, and logically, it stops at God. So, God created the universe, and our galaxy, solar system, planet, and us humans by default, at the very least.
The question really to be asked is "Is God a personal or impersonal God?" And the answer is found in the person of Jesus Christ.
All this Is according to Uncyclopedia.org
Ummmm hello............ Both Pirate Ninja Jesus and Chuck Norris were responsible for the creation of the Milky Way
Poof, There It Is Theory is one of the most popular theories used to explain the creation of the
universe. The theory is quite complex but it can be simplified to something like this: In the beginning, there was no universe, and then;
POOF!
There it was.
The Universe
Science fiction writers argue contentiously about the origin and structure of the Universe. Many authors posit other "dimensions" which exist parallel to work-a-day
reality, claiming that these unseen forces somehow kickstarted the Universe. However, quantum physicists studying subatomic particles (entities smaller than regular particles) conclude that the Universe
must have been created. As Dr. Waingirth of New Sudsbury said, "With all our accelerators and colliders, we cannot make a single
quark[1] unless we call upon
God Himself."
This finding comes nearly 2,500 years after the Greek philosopher
Idiocrates figured out that
something must have gotten the ball rolling. Indeed, the Greek Word for this universal "prime mover" is
primum mobile, or Premium Mobil Gasoline.
Remarkably prescient, those Greeks.
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Poof, There It Is!
Premise
Everything exists. Everything
is. How did it get to be so?
Poof: There It Is.
This explanation might seem very simple to some people. Well, it is simple! But others, troublemakers and
doubting Thomases, ask "What causes a Poof?" and "What are a Poof's inner workings?"
However, there is nothing more to the Poof than the Poof itself. As the poet put it, "A poof is a poof is a poof." In a word, a Poof
is. In two words, it is
self-sufficient.
And yet...a Poof is not a spontaneous event. Far from it. We must understand a Poof as a
meticulously-planned random event. If you understand that concept, then you have come one step closer to knowing the Poof. If not, try your luck
here.
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Why is the Theory Called Poof, There It Is? Wouldn't Big Bang Sound Better?
No, it wouldn't. And besides,
"Big Bang Theory" was already taken. The fallacious BB theory states that everyone wants to go out with a
bang (or in layman's terms, die whilst
getting laid.) Poof, There It Is Theory allows far more complexity than ordinary Big Bang Theory since it is the framework that holds the universe together, while the Big Bang just concerns sex. Poof, There It Is constitutes the cement — the rock-solid
concrete — of the cosmos. Some people call Poof, There It Is "the new causation."
However, there is no way to apply the
scientific method to Poof, There It Is. Academics dispute the validity of the premise, bickering, shouting, spilling
tea down their shirtfronts. This works out well for Poof, There It Is: its universal framework explains the pedagogical academics and their sniveling as well.
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Consequences of Poof, There It Is
We know nothing of consequences in Poof, There It Is Theory. As we wrote previously, everything
is and
has been since the Poof. Quite simple, really. The theory negates
cause and effect because everything is explained by Poof, There It Is.
Magictology is the only
earthly religion that recognizes the validity of Poof, There It Is, and professional magictologists are sometimes called "poofters" for this very reason. In the realm of Poof There It Is,
imagination rules, because everything bursts into existence through the mental faculties of the original Poofter.
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Several books have been released on the topic of Poof, There It Is, most notably this fictionalization of the matter by
L. Ron Hubbard.
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How Did The First Poofter Poof?
We know nothing about the first Poof, except that it must have happened. If it hadn't happened, we would have never been Poofed, wouldn't be here, and therefore couldn't ask the question "How Did The First Poofer Poof?" Our
existence proves that there must have been a first Poof. Most Poofters accept this "primum mobile" aspect of the theory, since it's true. Also, the competing "Blammo the Clown Theory" is just plain stupid, since
balloon animals are so 1987
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Poofs and Dates
We have compiled a short list of things poofed into the Universe. A mighty Poof created the Universe itself, of course, so subsequent Poofs are second derivatives which exist only because of the First Poof.
- June 16, 2816 BC 6:15 PM Chinese Poofter Mai Tai poofs gunpowder into existence to make fireworks.
- August 4, 1101 4:28 AM Turkish Poofter Saladin poofs a trade route between Eastern Asia and Constantinople into existence.
- October 27, 1897 7:44 AM Jesus poofs His Second Coming into existence. However, unlike the previous Poofs, few people notice, and Jesus goes home to Kathmandu bitterly dissapointed.
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Hybrid Theory
Most recently in
2006, quantum poofologists have proposed a hybrid model known as the "Big Poof There It Is Theory", which is just like the regular Poof There It Is Theory, but adds the bigness associated with the classical Big Bang. It goes like this:
In the beginning, there was no universe, and then;
POOF!
There it was.
