CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[pilotkppsg]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He sits ready reserve.

Chuck doesn't sit airport reserve, the airport, planes, and gate agents sit Chuck Norris reserve.

 

[Quack]

Chuck Norris has been known to have taken the biggest dump an airplane has ever seen, and drink the blue juice afterwards!

 

[CopilotDoug]

Waldo is hiding because of Chuck Norris

 

[CopilotDoug]

Chuck Norris thinks Age 65 is stupid.

This is not a Chuck-endorsed quote. He's gonna roundhouse kick you so hard, your grandkids will feel it

 

[DannyNoonan]

UPS just hired chuck with 200tt / 30multi

 

[IrishjbPilot]

Chuck Norris does not clean a JetBlue aircraft, the JetBlue aircraft cleans chuck norris...


I joke I joke!!

 

[CopilotDoug]

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "Manslaughter"

 

[Poppa Hodax]

When Chuck Norris has to whiz, the wind shifts so he is pi$$ing downwind.

 

[schmooze]

UPS just hired chuck with 200tt / 30multi

No, Chuck hired UPS with 200tt/30 multi.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Chuck Norris thinks Age 65 is stupid.

This is not a Chuck-endorsed quote. He's gonna roundhouse kick you so hard, your grandkids will feel it

Ha!

How do you think Michael Bolton got that "nuts-caught-in-a-Cusinart" singing voice of his?

That's right...Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the sweetbreads!

 

[SiuDude]

They still made Chuck Norris fly the sim for the FedEx interview, but he only had to do one instrument approach.

 

[CopilotDoug]

Ha!

How do you think Michael Bolton got that "nuts-caught-in-a-Cusinart" singing voice of his?

That's right...Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the sweetbreads!

Where a normal man would be killed five times before he hit the ground, the question is: Why did Chuck Norris let Bolton live? Answer: Because he has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.

 

[XPOO]

Chuck Norris put in the anonymous bid for the CRJ1000's.

 

[XPOO]

Chuck Norris is the only person allowed to have 16 minutes of fame.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Where a normal man would be killed five times before he hit the ground, the question is: Why did Chuck Norris let Bolton live? Answer: Because he has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.

Ok...that rocks!

Well done!

 

[XPOO]

Chuck Norris picked Nevada to go all the way in the NCAA Tourney.

 

[CopilotDoug]

If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister

 

[FlySacto]

If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister

Beautiful!!!

 

[XPOO]

If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister

That is amazing. Considering I've never had a sister. But I still think Bob Saget has him beat, because we all know that Bob rubs one out with the use of sandpaper.

 

[maverick121]

He can fly, bang kristi Brinkley and demonstrate his wide range of motion on his total gym all at the same time!