CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[DashTrash400]

Chuck Norris flies a 50 seater for 100 seat pay.

 

[DannyNoonan]

Chuck Norris calls crew scheduling on THEIR day off and makes them mow his lawn

 

[jeroom]

Chuck Norris calls crew scheduling on THEIR day off and makes them mow his lawn

Danny... I don't know who you are ....but that was very funny! Every schedulers should mow pilots lawn for the sake of it...

 

[flyboyike]

If Chuck Norris is ever running late, time better slow the f...k down.

 

[B190Captain]

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

 

[Hootie9750]

Chuck Norris calls crew scheduling on THEIR day off and makes them mow his lawn

Hell yeah!! LOL!!

 

[Guitar Guy]

Chuck Norris doesn't pay for AirInc conferences. Kit Darby pays Chuck to show up and not roundhouse kick Kit in the head.

 

[Troy208]

Chuck Norris once while non-reving to work on an ERJ145 was told by a FA that he would have to gate check his large bag. Chuck then proceeded to roundhouse kick his full size samsonite so hard that it actually did fit in the overhead bin. The FA was instantly killed by shear amazment.

LMFAO!!!

 

[JediNein]

A piston aircraft once tried to fail its engine when Chuck was flying it. Chuck roundhouse-kicked the aircraft and now it's a swept-wing turbine. Boeing and Airbus pay Chuck royalties for the swept-wing design.

 

[TOOL CRIB]

Chuck Norris is the only man in existence to hold a CL65 type rating and be approved for all circling approaches... not just VMC only.

Chuck Norris was once given an EDCT time. The planet on which he was given that EDCT time is now an asteroid belt.

Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate contracts. He demands a 5% raise every day, and gets it.

When Chuck Norris is your captain and calls for flaps 60, even though they only go to flaps 45, you better find a way to make it happen, and quickly!

Chuck Norris can actually get good food at an airport.