CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[urflyingme?!]

Hey guys, this is a chuck norris quote thred, as much as I love caddyshack, you don't want chuck to find out about this.

JO asks Chuck Norris for a pay raise

 

[XPOO]

One day, while Chuck was in Denver, he decided to see how fast his fists were by breaking the windshields of every airliner he could find. Then stood back and laughed as the NTSB and FAA scratched their heads, baffled.

But we ALL know that BOB SAGET is the reason your mother likes anal.

 

[Tarzan]

One day, while Chuck was in Denver, he decided to see how fast his fists were by breaking the windshields of every airliner her could find. Then stood back and laughed as the NTSB and FAA scratched their heads, baffled.

But we ALL know that BOB SAGET is the reason your mother likes anal.

Chuck Norris will kill you with a spinning backfist because you called him a her. The he will kill the fool who hijacked "his" thread with Caddyshack nonsense.

 

[XPOO]

Edited..thanks. I blame this one solely on Bob Saget.

 

[JettBoii]

The employees at Wendys on D speak correct english when he orders.

 

[JediNein]

Chuck gets first class service from Murray Aviation in DET. Every time.

'Cept they always have to hire replacements afterwards.

 

[flyboydk]

Chuck Norris always gets a first class seat.... even on Southwest.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Chuck Norris thinks Age 65 is stupid.

 

[DannyNoonan]

Chuck Norris always gets a first class seat.... even on Southwest.

haha..and a seat assignment!

 

[Fred Rogers]

But we ALL know that BOB SAGET is the reason your mother likes anal.

Oh man, that is great...
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Chuck Norris is not a scab. Scabs are what you get after a run in with Chuck Norris