Dear NJA,
First of all I love working here u guys r great! So anyway I met this really cool guy online. He loves boats and airplanes, this alone should really set him apart from the other NJA pilots, and well he just seems like a perfect fit for our little, ok kinda big, family. Oh and one last thing he must really want to work here because he posted it online!!
In conclusion I would like to ask for your consideration in hiring my new friend who I met last week. Thank you.
Ok, maybe a little harsh but come on man.