cactusboy53
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The top ten reasons you know you are flying with a captain that is over 60 (65)....
- He / she asks you if you have the communal Preparation H tube "over there"..
- The flight attendant delivers the new trash bag and a bib...
- You ask the Captain if he/she would like to go out for dinner after you check into the hotel. The Captain responds..."Depends" (the response wasn't non-committal, he/she was simply deciding whether or not to wear a pair of "Depends").
- When going over the next IFR approach, the Captain sports a new pair of "Quad-focals", and is impressed that he/she can now easily read the "fine print".
- While deplaning, a spare walker was left behind next to the gate checked baggage. The Captain grabs it and yells "Dibs!".
- In between flights, you and the Captain go to Starbucks for a pick-me-up. The Captain orders a "Prune Latte".
- The Captain's bag of snacks seems to have an inordinate number of treasures with "extra fiber".
- Although it's pretty warm out, the Captain breaks out a sweater to "break the chill".
- Whilst taxiing VERY SLOW, you think to yourself that the Captain is demonstrating leadership by example - solidarity for a better contract. Then the Captain exclaims....."Whew! We we're going too FAST!!".
- During the trip you and the Captain share family backgrounds. The Captain breaks out pictures of GREAT GRAND CHILDREN!!