Looks like there is going to be more sleeping pilots with the inevitable meth shortage since the J.D. bust.
Mesa might have to send in the next airplane back to Phoenix for heavy checks a little sooner than planned.
I bet they can hide way more than 50 lbs of meth in a CRJ being ferried...
If this sale doesn't help our sagging load factors, our next plan is to start kidnapping people and take them with us to different islands. Whenever the seats arent full, we throw a few abductees in the back, just like ballast.
go! seats at $9 in Hawaii, Mesa says "MATCH THIS!"
http://pacific.bizjournals.com/pacific/stories/2007/05/28/daily5.html?surround=lfn
In response to Aloha and United conspiring to screw me over I have proposed a "lose lose" situation. its called the "I die, you die" sale! Tickets are for a...
Please provide your name and mailing address so our legal department can look into SUING YOUR FUKKING ASS MOTHER FUKKER!
Unless you start apologizing to me every day on this forum for the next 7 days I will dance with your termination papers in my hand one day WHEN I OWN YOUR SORRY PUA MAHU...
You're hired! Congratulations! You are starting out at first year probationary pay, allowing me to fire one of my senior much higher paid captains. I'll give you my boner I mean a bonus.
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