Who is the biggest loser you have flown with?

[jafo20]

The biggest loser I've ever flown with is myself. I remember pissing into a sandwich bag, and setting it onto the seat next to me. I went to a dark little airport, where I met a van to offload my freight. I left the pee-bag in the plane, as I hopped out to unload. When I went back to get the sack, so I could throw it out, I slipped on the wing and fell chest-first onto the pee-bag. Piss was all over my chest, the cockpit, etc. I got to fly home that way, and spent a couple hours Febreezing everything I could touch.

Being 26 years old and covered, chest down, in your own piss is one of those big loser moments.

 

[Snakum]

It has to be the 727 Captain we have who flys with the toy dog up on the glare shield. He makes the dog call us "kitty kats" if we dare to turn on the flight director when flying with him. If we call him Captain he makes us correct ourselves and refer to him as the SOB.

I dunno ... I kinda like this guy.

Minh

 

[jwes]

Lets keep this alive....more stories please they are funny

 

[FastestPA31Ever]

Hey all! I don't know if this qualifies, but where I went to school (a division I state school in OH), there were alot of guys who had personalized aviation themed license plates. I always thought it was semi-toolbaggish to see private students driving around with "PILOTBOY", "AV8OR", and "FLYBOI". Might as well have been a 16 year old girl with "2CUTE4U" on the back of her Cabriolet.


That's all I have.

 

[ERfly]

Hey all! I don't know if this qualifies, but where I went to school (a division I state school in OH), there were alot of guys who had personalized aviation themed license plates. I always thought it was semi-toolbaggish to see private students driving around with "PILOTBOY", "AV8OR", and "FLYBOI". Might as well have been a 16 year old girl with "2CUTE4U" on the back of her Cabriolet.


That's all I have.

Those are nothing. Come down to an avation school in Florida and just sit back and laugh at the personalized plates:

AA 777
DL MD88
172CAPTN
AAFLYR
777AV8R

etc, etc, etc...

 

[AKAAB]

About twelve years ago I was CP/DO for a small air ambulance operation in Upstate NY. Just before I was hired, the owner had hired a guy to fly the MU2.

This guy was a real piece of work! When he'd get in the cockpit he'd pull out a chain with an F-16 pendant and wrap it around one of the knobs on the panel and he always wore a Top Gun hat when he flew. To top it off, he started wearing a full-size, gold Star Fleet insignia/communicator pin on his uniform.

A year after he was let go, the boss insisted on hiring him back because he'd work for half of what he was getting and would even sweep the hangar. I couldn't quit that job fast enough!

 

[WickedPissa]

I had a student in 90 degree Florida weather show up wearing Frank Poncharello's Ray Bans and Maverick's leather jacket.

During a cross country, he asked me..."Don't you just want to reach out and touch those clouds just to see if they really are cotton?"

 

[girlsandbeer]

....and it continues

-the flight school owner that i worked for that wrote a letter of recommendation to NAFI from MY EMAIL and signed MY NAME so he could get his "MASTER CFI". when NAFI wrote me back thanking me for the rec, I told them i didnt write it..... the flight school owner tells NAFI im a liar in his defense

-the "super captain" that does EVERYTHING in the airplane whether he is flying or not flying to prove he's..... SUPER CAPTAIN

-same guy is a throttle tweaker and a gear handle grabber

-flew with this capt to lauderdale for the boat show, guy walks around the show in black jeans, long sleeve button up black shirt, MASSIVE aviators (mirrored lense ofcourse), and a giant all black cowboy hat with braided black leather around it. im in shorts and a t-shirt sweating my arse off and when i asked if he was hot... "oohhh nooo, i dress like this all the time". the girls at the show were smiling at him as they walked by then busting a nut once he passed. he thought he was the hottest thing since sliced bread

-same capt was trying to prove what a fuel concence (SP?) chief pilot he was by SHUTTING DOWN A MOTOR IN THE FLARE on a lear 25 WTF????

-captain that has a serious case of irritable bowel syndrome.. ewwwww and thinks its hilarious everytime he rips one so bad youre cryin under the O2 mask

-the captain that thought it was ok to make an extra stop in the lear to pick his wife up on the way to home base, and he actually thought telling dispatch that he left his wallet there would make it ok

 

[av8orboy]

I fly freight and I have a SIC (one that pays for time) that shows up in a pilot uniform when we can wear shorts and a t-shirt. What a loser. Anyone else have good stories?

I went to flight school with a kid like this. He also brought his headset and books to class/lessons in a piece of rolling luggage. Airline ready.

Those are nothing. Come down to an avation school in Florida and just sit back and laugh at the personalized plates:

172CAPTN

That's great.

 

[AAflyer]

Those are nothing. Come down to an avation school in Florida and just sit back and laugh at the personalized plates:

AA 777
DL MD88
172CAPTN
AAFLYR
777AV8R

etc, etc, etc...

That is not me, I am a real airline pilot, too cheap to pay the extra money for a personalized plate.


AA