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SWA hiring and international growth. From Gary

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I think everyone needs to stop throwing around the arrogance and just chill out. Because in the end everyone here recognizes that SWA pilots are golden-handed profit machines with unmatched sexual stamina. The Tranny pilots aren't just lucky to be here. They're going to be lucky to make eye contact with me without asking permission first. Even if a Tranny Capt gets feathered in above me, he'll recognize God is sitting in the right seat and defer to my superior judgment anyways.
 
I think everyone needs to stop throwing around the arrogance and just chill out. Because in the end everyone here recognizes that SWA pilots are golden-handed profit machines with unmatched sexual stamina. The Tranny pilots aren't just lucky to be here. They're going to be lucky to make eye contact with me without asking permission first. Even if a Tranny Capt gets feathered in above me, he'll recognize God is sitting in the right seat and defer to my superior judgment anyways.

F-Teener.........

"Okay God, the outside look good? Before start check to the line......."
 
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So you're saying that people didn't act arrogant in the industry when Herb showed up? You're saying that that statement is arrogant? It's well-documented history.

As I said, arrogance in general doesn't serve anybody well. The reality check goes both directions.

Herb CAN be arrogant. His help, not so much.
 
How about Kernal F-Teener?

Couldn't make Kernal. I refused to wear a web belt and bi-focals. My denial of Kernal-hood doesn't detract from my SWA pilot awesomeness though. I think most of us have more flying skills stored in our nutwrinkles than any other pilots in existence will ever achieve. Winglets and RNP is a joke, btw. SWA got 3% fuel savings just by asking us for it.
 
Couldn't make Kernal. I refused to wear a web belt and bi-focals. My denial of Kernal-hood doesn't detract from my SWA pilot awesomeness though. I think most of us have more flying skills stored in our nutwrinkles than any other pilots in existence will ever achieve. Winglets and RNP is a joke, btw. SWA got 3% fuel savings just by asking us for it.

You're right, you aren't a Kernal, just very junior, fresh from "the pool" hanging on every word that Chase typed, waiting for your class date. Maybe in couple years you will become the pilot that you have eloquently described. For now, I would just worry about getting off reserve.
 
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I think everyone needs to stop throwing around the arrogance and just chill out. Because in the end everyone here recognizes that SWA pilots are golden-handed profit machines with unmatched sexual stamina. The Tranny pilots aren't just lucky to be here. They're going to be lucky to make eye contact with me without asking permission first. Even if a Tranny Capt gets feathered in above me, he'll recognize God is sitting in the right seat and defer to my superior judgment anyways.

Post of the day!
 
Let me take this a step further. You are saying that to question any SWA poster's claim that SWA will dominate Hawaii and South America is being arrogant? And further to throw in a statement like "lots of arrogant people like you had similar sentiments when Herb showed up" isn't being arrogant in itself? Seriously. I responded to a poster from SWA that claimed that "big things" were in the works and that "Gary" wants to go international and to Hawaii etc. and that the AirTran guys will "take the East" and we(SWA) will "take the West" and I'm the arrogant one to question how that is going to be done? You guys seriously need a reality check.....

Hello My friend. I posted the whole Hawaii and South America thing. This is what I heard the other day. The whole east and west thing, is what
Swa and AT bring to each other. Why can't we pump each other up? Just pumping up a fellow brother. I am happy for the new UA and the possibilities it brings you and your family. Why can't you be happy for us?
 
I think everyone needs to stop throwing around the arrogance and just chill out. Because in the end everyone here recognizes that SWA pilots are golden-handed profit machines with unmatched sexual stamina. The Tranny pilots aren't just lucky to be here. They're going to be lucky to make eye contact with me without asking permission first. Even if a Tranny Capt gets feathered in above me, he'll recognize God is sitting in the right seat and defer to my superior judgment anyways.

LMAO, that made soda come out of my nose!
 

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