Worst Pa Announcements

[snap145]

Hope you get the latest version of Microsoft Flight Simulator for Christmas.[/quote]

hahahahahahahahaha im sorry..but thats probably one of the best comeback lines ive ever heard.....had to throw it in there....I LIKE IT...thats big league....i wish you could all see how much of a tard i looked like laughing my a$s off at that comment...dont let it phase ya taters..all in good fun here...with that being said...im willing to bet the pax dont give a crap about the PA anouncement as long as they get where theyre goin....just ahunch

 

[sweptback]

On a CRJ they can't hear the PA announcement in flight anyway. So, you can say about whatever you want.

 

[COOPERVANE]

Perfectly annunciated in my best Al Haynes accent.

"Atlanta approach. Chandler 292, one-seven thousand, descending one-four thousand, Erlin2, with whiskey"

5 second pause...........BING BONG .............Yes?

Natalie in the back-- "Umm........the passengers were wondering, What did you say about whiskey? And who is Erlin?"

Check the switch...........DOH!!!!!


THOSE THAT HAVE AND THOSE THAT WILL!!!!

 

[Clyde]

Had to be a new Dude!! Cut him some slack!! There's a bunch of stuff going on up there when your new!
You did get where you were going, so no worry's!! He get better!!

Couldn't have been all that new, he introduced himself as the captain.

And I did get to where I was going, eventually.

 

[mrnolmts]

... Cairns got on the radio and said "OK Delta, as if I have never heard you guys do the same thing".

Love it!

 

[Swaayze]

The worst PA is anything between the hours of 8p-8a!

 

[Flyerjosh]

My favorite was the UAL captain that gave about a 4 minute descent brief flying into LGA to all of us on the radio... He talked about the weather, and the sights, and how wonderful it was to have us all along, and to enjoy our stay, and what gate we were arriving in, and how great it was that we put our faith in a struggling airline, and then to please listen to the FA's as they prepared the cabin for arrival.

(Not that anybody else has ever done it, but it had to take the cake for longest ATC transmission in history...)

 

[GEORGE DUBYA]

I just read the ATIS I don't give a crap if they know what I am talking about. Half of them don't listen anyway. I hate passengers. 1/2 bank mode and crap what the hell!!!!! Screw the passengers! They smell up my lavatory.

 

[eight8kcabpilot]

Crossky...that was halarious.
Anyhow, when I was on IOE I did a horrible PAX briefing. After it was all over, I looked at my captain and said "I just butchered that briefing" He said "Who gives a $hit, we're paying you to be a pilot, not a fu#king DJ." CLASSIC. Ever since then, I haven't really cared about how well I do the pax brief, and I probably do a better job because of it.

 

[PhatAJ2008]

I hate passengers. 1/2 bank mode and crap what the hell!!!!! Screw the passengers! They smell up my lavatory.

... Um, they also pay the bills

 

[JasonW]

I've heard NWA give PAs over GFK ground a few times. Also while on a NWA flight out of GFK last winter the FO gave a PA like "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your FO speaking. I know there are probably a lot of UND aviation students on board so here's a detailed breifing..." and proceded to give an entire approach briefing including present position, altitude, which MSP STAR we were to fly, expected runway, wx, gate, and so on.

 

[CoolSidePillow]

"Flight attendant please get off my lap for departure"

 

[BLing]

Was flying from ORD to LNK the other night on Air pissconsin ,

"..Uhhh good...good evening ladied and gentlemen, ..umm.......were gonna be flying at flight level 240...I mean.. um 24000, feet,,,,,,,,,,,,,umm,,looks like there wont be any bumps so dont worry about that.....uh,.. it should take about an hour......an hour to get to Omaha...........I mean , I mean Lincoln.".......( didnt realize he was still on)....."God D#mmitt that sucked"..( The Cap - " oh no you'll be fine ").... "Oh Cra"....( Fo finaly figures it out)

Cabin laughing..snikering...etc..

No joke, CA did the rest of the PA's ( I didnt realize that FO's do PA's )

FO reminded me of those really sad looking high school kids at McDonalds that are stoned and trying thier dangdest to take your order.

You are so gay and full of sh!t! Nice avatar though!

 

[AWACoff]

BLing,

No offense intended....BUT...would you be offended if I conducted a poll to see if anybody else finds you avatar as disgusting as I do? I'm trying to eat here (GAG!!!). Is that really a picture of the creator of this thread?

 

[taters]

BLing,

No offense intended....BUT...would you be offended if I conducted a poll to see if anybody else finds you avatar as disgusting as I do? I'm trying to eat here (GAG!!!). Is that really a picture of the creator of this thread?

probably not considering he eats a million dicks a second