Who is the biggest loser you have flown with?

[FedEx1]

Retired AF O6 - didn't like it when people wouldn't stand when talking to him and no one called him Col xxx anymore...

When I was in the back of the Boeing, I flew with an f/o that insisted we all call him Colonel. The captain almost died from trying not to laugh. But I thought, what the heck! I'd hand the paperwork forward and say formally, "Captain, Colonel..."

 

[Way2Broke]

Back when I was a CFI I took a guy on a 49 dollar introductory flight. We did the flight, and after discussing the steps required to get a private he asked me, "When do I get my 49 dollars?" He was really pissed off when I told him that it was a 49 dollar charge, not a 49 dollar incentive to take the flight. The chief pilot at the school had to be called in to get the situation difused. Obviously, he never came back.

 

[CA1900]

"When do I get my 49 dollars?"

Oh, that's hysterical! What did he think it was, a timeshare seminar? Can't say I've ever had one try and charge me....

 

[SpatialD]

Well, there's the pedophile CA who's always telling me about the latest opportunity he had to catch a glimpse up his teenage step-daughter's skirt. We were in LRD a while back and he kept hitting on this cute little 14 year old hispanic girl right in front of her mom. In fact, even when we're on Mexican soil he's convinced that all latino people exist for the sole purpose of his amusement, and that they're as impressed as he is with his fluent command of about 12 Spanish words. He'll say something completely idiotic and then look at them like a dog expecting a treat. The quintessential gringo with his head stuck up his arse and no idea that they're only smiling because they're too polite to beat him up, take all his clothes, and leave him stranded in the streets of Guadalajara (most of them are, anyway).

I've got more, but they'll have to wait...

 

[Way2Broke]

That's not a loser, that's a criminal. What did you say to him about his behavior?

 

[SpatialD]

Yeah, you're right. I told him he was going to get arrested if he kept it up and I didn't want to be around it for fear that I might be taken for an accomplice. He just blew that off like the cowboy that he is.

Sad thing is, he's just one among the many glorious heroes I work with. You'll notice on other threads in this forum that I'm seeking to further my career elsewhere!

 

[filejw]

SpatialD,
Tell him about the S/O that may still be in a AMS jail because they found pictures of him with a 12 year old Indian kid as he was coming back from BOM.That would be 11 years now.

 

[Hogan]

biggest loser

There was a CFI at my school who was all worried about talking about aviation in front of one of our clients who is a reporter for a aviation magazine. I asked the reporter about it. The reporter sort looks at me and asks, "Where does (insert name) get the idea anything he says is interesting?"

 

[DisPatchThis]

Probably the guy who had the PALACE2 dep tatoo'd on his back? :erm:

 

[Hogan]

biggest loser

Naw.... actually it was two people, both who went on to fly at companies that end in "Jets". Talk about paranoid!