What's the dumbest question you've been asked as a pilot?

[pilotmyf]

Are you a pilot?

I've seen a kid ask a TSA screener that Question.

 

[Mike man]

Two years ago I refinanced my mortgage...

Mortgage Broker (MB), asking the standard series of questions over the phone: Oh, your a pilot.

Me: Yes

MB: What airplane do you fly?

Me: Embraer 145 Regional Jet.

MB: Oh. Some people call those puddle jumpers (with a chuckle).

Me: Not people trying to earn my business, good bye (with a chuckle). #CLICK#

 

[CA1900]

MB: Oh. Some people call those puddle jumpers (with a chuckle).

Me: Not people trying to earn my business, good buy (with a chuckle). #CLICK#

Beautiful.

I'm picturing John Candy with a hatchet in his hand... Ever hear of a ritual killing? Eh heh heh heh heh... :laugh:

 

[BSeals71]

Q: Oh you’re a pilot, what kind of airplane do you fly?

A: I fly the CRJ-200.

Then they look at you like you have a third eye and ask:

A What???

 

[meatwallet]

http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=63411

I second that!!

Or maybe on the other hand (just as a finish a call on my cell phone):
dumba$$: I need to make a call
me: no

 

[CA1900]

Or maybe on the other hand (just as a finish a call on my cell phone):
dumba$$: I need to make a call
me: no

Heh... We have a captain here who doesn't have his own cell phone. Nothing wrong with that, but when he's working, after 7pm rolls around, he asks his FO if he gets free minutes after 7, and if so, could he borrow his phone!?!?!

I know pilots are cheap, but that's a new level...

uke: (Doesn't really fit, I just think it's a funny graphic... heh)

 

[EMB170Pilot]

Two years ago I refinanced my mortgage...

Mortgage Broker (MB), asking the standard series of questions over the phone: Oh, your a pilot.

Me: Yes

MB: What airplane do you fly?

Me: Embraer 145 Regional Jet.

MB: Oh. Some people call those puddle jumpers (with a chuckle).

Me: Not people trying to earn my business, good buy (with a chuckle). #CLICK#

its good BYE

other than that...funny joke!

 

[mrmarcus81]

Answer:

What's the dumbest question you've been asked as a pilot?

+1 LOL

 

[Mmmmmm Burritos]

5. And I hate to drag my mother into this, but for six years the question has been, "What airline do you fly for?" It took me three years to convince her I was not a Delta pilot, nor would I likely be a Delta pilot at any point in the future. She now thinks I fly for Southwest. In reality I fly for Atlantic Southeast Airlines a wholly owned subsidiary of SkyWest Airline Holdings, serving Delta Connection.

Yeah me too. It took my mom a while to figure it out. She thought I worked for SEAL (South East Air Lines). That how she would spell it. You should have heard the message she left me crying when she heard Southeast went TU. Now she knows I work for ASA but thinks we were just bought by Southwest. Here we go again...

 

[B314Clipper]

Yeah me too. It took my mom a while to figure it out. She thought I worked for SEAL (South East Air Lines). That how she would spell it. You should have heard the message she left me crying when she heard Southeast went TU. Now she knows I work for ASA but thinks we were just bought by Southwest. Here we go again...[/quote]

To this day my grandmother (well into her 80s) is convinced that I fly for United. The closest I ever came to UAL was when I worked for ACA as United Express. It's just been easier to let her think what she wants. In her defense, the pax never know either. During the summer of 2000 (UAL contract negotiations, cancelled/delayed flights, etc) I had many people ask me why we just didn't get back to work. I tried to explain that I fly a J32 for ACA not a 747 for UAL. Usually got blank stares.

 

[B314Clipper]

Not a question but I do have a stupid passenger trick. We were flying a J-41 from RIC to IAD. To board the plane, passengers were sent down the stairs and across the ramp. There was almost never a ramper down at the base of the stairs to help people, but most figured out that they went straight ahead to the airplane with the open door.
I was the FO and the Captain and I were getting ready to go while the FA dealt with folks. Parked next to us was a UAL B727 (which should date the story for you right there). Between the two gates was a construction area with saw horses, flashing lights, police tape, and an open hole. A mother daughter pair come down the stairs and start to head for the J41. The mother then makes a sharp 90 degree turn, weaves her way through the construction, and over to the UAL jetway, going up the stairs and fighting with the locked door.
The Capt and I are watching this whole play while the United FE comes around the wing doing his walk a round. He sees the pax and goes over to them. We then watch a great slent show as the FE keeps pointing to our plane while the lady points to the 727. She finally admits defeat and walks back to us.
All she says as she gets on board is, "I thought we were on the BIG plane." I really wanted to ask her, if that was the case, why she thought that they wouldn't board with the jetway instead of using the obstacle course.
Bonus: On the same flight we had a passenger ask where they could plug in their laptop's power. On a J41 turboprop from Richmond to Dulles...

 

[Lequip]

its good BYE

other than that...funny joke!

You mean It's good BYE you dumb a$$.

 

[B314Clipper]

Following a MX delay:

"Is this plane safe to fly?"

"Why no, it's actually a deathtrap, I just like to live dangerously."

I still get this one, from flying C-152s to Airbus:

"Aren't you scared to fly?"

"Why yes, I'm terrified of flying, that's why I became a pilot."

Also have to love the people who come up to you while your talking on the phone and immediately start to ask questions. Not even an "Excuse me" just "Where is gate so and so?"

 

[viper548]

"Aren't you scared to fly?"

Yea, we're filming an episode of Fear Factor on todays flight

 

[skyslug]

Several years ago we had to hold for about 30 minutes or so due to weather at our destination. When we arrived, a guy with one of those obnoxious Nascar jackets asked me if I was practicing to be a Nascar driver "cuz of all those left (or right, I don't do Nascar) hand turns" we were doing. He was serious.

I simply smiled and told him "No, there was weather at our airport and we had to wait for it to clear".

He then proceeded to ask me...and I kid you not...if this plane (a CRJ) was as fast as a Nascar. I told him we did in deed fly faster than his beloved Nascars. His eyes got huge and his face was lit with disbelief. He kept saying "no way you guys are faster than a Nascar? They go 200 (?) MPH."

He proceeded to argue with me (for several minutes and thought our plane had propellers) when I told him we fly along about 500 MPH over the ground. He said I was probably mistaken. Said the Nascar was much faster than this jet, shook his head and left.

All I could do was smile and try with all my might to not laugh and then smack that stupid Winston hat off his mullet-head!

so that has to be the dumbest question I've ever been asked.