TSA Breaks 10 AE Aircraft in ORD

[DenverCrashpad]

http://www.mypartypost.com/watchflashbig/5209/SNL-_Homeland_Security_TSA

They should have stuck to just naming some liquids!

 

[updraft]

what news media got ahold of this?

 

[atlcrashpad]

Do y'all ever seal the door with the little red stickers?

Skuse me.... but I thinks dem red sticka's won't keep no bodies out...... sep Honust peoples......... bouyyyyyyy...

 

[Capt10Matt]

I'm just waiting for the story about one who decided to play with the center of the ice detector probe a few times...

 

[siucavflight]

Here is some of Eagles MX entries from the TSA, a buddy emailed them to me.

DIS 19AUG ORD/ALL«
DIS 19AUG ORD/ALL
FLIGHT OPERATIONS IRREGULARITIES 19AUG/1724Z
FLT SKD A/C CD --NARRATIVE--
KICK-OFF
3961 0605*655 DM 27 MINS DMG-O/A CODE 75C. TSI DAMAGE TO TAT PR
OBE
DMRDMR 3961/19 ORD¥646 MX 0550 DISC-INSP. DUE TO
NUM 1 TAT PROBE DUE TO TSA INSPECTOR USING IT
AS A GRAB HANDLE AS A LEFTING DEVISE TO GET IN
TO THE AIRCRAFT C/A-REVIEWCALL LOG FOR MORE IN
FO
-- DPTD ORD 31 MINS LATE
-- ARR BWI 25 MINS LATE
KICK-OFF
4072 0615*854 DM 16 MINS DMG-O/A CODE 75C. SWAP FROM 825 DUE TO
TSI
DMRDMR 4072/19 ORD¥825 MX 0550 DISC-INSP. DUE TO
NUM 1 TAT PROBE DUE TO TSA INSPECTOR USING IT
AS A GRAB HANDLE AS A LEFTING DEVISE TO GET IN
TO THE AIRCRAFT C/A-REVIEWCALL LOG FOR MORE IN
FO
-- DPTD ORD 16 MINS LATE
KICK-OFF ¥
4081 0635*633 DM 11 MINS DMG-O/A CODE 75C. SWAPPED FROM 686 DUE
TO TSI
DMRDMR 4081/19 ORD¥686 MX 0550 DISC-INSP. DUE TO
NUM 1 TAT PROBE DUE TO TSA INSPECTOR USING IT
AS A GRAB HANDLE AS A LEFTING DEVISE TO GET IN
TO THE AIRCRAFT C/A-REVIEWCALL LOG FOR MORE IN
FO
-- DPTD ORD 11 MINS LATE
KICK-OFF
4073 0640*645 DM 2 MINS DMG-O/A CODE 75C. SWAP FROM 646 DUE TO
TSI
DMRDMR 4073/19 ORD¥646 MX 0550 DISC-INSP. DUE TO
NUM 1 TAT PROBE DUE TO TSA INSPECTOR USING IT
AS A GRAB HANDLE AS A LEFTING DEVISE TO GET IN
TO THE AIRCRAFT C/A-REVIEWCALL LOG FOR MORE IN
FO ¥


It made the news!!

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5613502&page=1

 

[McNugget]

This is why the smaller 50-seat jets should be replaced with E170s. The TSA chimps can't quite reach the larger jets.

 

[siucavflight]

It made the news!

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5613502&page=1

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I guess we better add "NO STEP" stickers next to all probes.

 

[ReverseSensing]

I guess we better add "NO STEP" stickers next to all probes.

Better just use a picture. Your fancy words might not do the trick.

 

[Raskal]

It made the news!

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5613502&page=1

The aircraft pictured are Saabs, I can't tell from the write-ups, is that the aircraft this happened to?