TSA Breaks 10 AE Aircraft in ORD

[DenverCrashpad]

http://www.mypartypost.com/watchflashbig/5209/SNL-_Homeland_Security_TSA

They should have stuck to just naming some liquids!

 

[updraft]

what news media got ahold of this?

 

[atlcrashpad]

Do y'all ever seal the door with the little red stickers?

Skuse me.... but I thinks dem red sticka's won't keep no bodies out...... sep Honust peoples......... bouyyyyyyy...

 

[Capt10Matt]

I'm just waiting for the story about one who decided to play with the center of the ice detector probe a few times...

 

[siucavflight]

Here is some of Eagles MX entries from the TSA, a buddy emailed them to me.

DIS 19AUG ORD/ALL«
DIS 19AUG ORD/ALL
FLIGHT OPERATIONS IRREGULARITIES 19AUG/1724Z
FLT SKD A/C CD --NARRATIVE--
KICK-OFF
3961 0605*655 DM 27 MINS DMG-O/A CODE 75C. TSI DAMAGE TO TAT PR
OBE
DMRDMR 3961/19 ORD¥646 MX 0550 DISC-INSP. DUE TO
NUM 1 TAT PROBE DUE TO TSA INSPECTOR USING IT
AS A GRAB HANDLE AS A LEFTING DEVISE TO GET IN
TO THE AIRCRAFT C/A-REVIEWCALL LOG FOR MORE IN
FO
-- DPTD ORD 31 MINS LATE
-- ARR BWI 25 MINS LATE
KICK-OFF
4072 0615*854 DM 16 MINS DMG-O/A CODE 75C. SWAP FROM 825 DUE TO
TSI
DMRDMR 4072/19 ORD¥825 MX 0550 DISC-INSP. DUE TO
NUM 1 TAT PROBE DUE TO TSA INSPECTOR USING IT
AS A GRAB HANDLE AS A LEFTING DEVISE TO GET IN
TO THE AIRCRAFT C/A-REVIEWCALL LOG FOR MORE IN
FO
-- DPTD ORD 16 MINS LATE
KICK-OFF ¥
4081 0635*633 DM 11 MINS DMG-O/A CODE 75C. SWAPPED FROM 686 DUE
TO TSI
DMRDMR 4081/19 ORD¥686 MX 0550 DISC-INSP. DUE TO
NUM 1 TAT PROBE DUE TO TSA INSPECTOR USING IT
AS A GRAB HANDLE AS A LEFTING DEVISE TO GET IN
TO THE AIRCRAFT C/A-REVIEWCALL LOG FOR MORE IN
FO
-- DPTD ORD 11 MINS LATE
KICK-OFF
4073 0640*645 DM 2 MINS DMG-O/A CODE 75C. SWAP FROM 646 DUE TO
TSI
DMRDMR 4073/19 ORD¥646 MX 0550 DISC-INSP. DUE TO
NUM 1 TAT PROBE DUE TO TSA INSPECTOR USING IT
AS A GRAB HANDLE AS A LEFTING DEVISE TO GET IN
TO THE AIRCRAFT C/A-REVIEWCALL LOG FOR MORE IN
FO ¥


It made the news!!

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5613502&page=1

 

[McNugget]

This is why the smaller 50-seat jets should be replaced with E170s. The TSA chimps can't quite reach the larger jets.

 

[siucavflight]

It made the news!

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5613502&page=1

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I guess we better add "NO STEP" stickers next to all probes.

 

[ReverseSensing]

I guess we better add "NO STEP" stickers next to all probes.

Better just use a picture. Your fancy words might not do the trick.

 

[Raskal]

It made the news!

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5613502&page=1

The aircraft pictured are Saabs, I can't tell from the write-ups, is that the aircraft this happened to?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

The TSA agent, as part of spot inspection of aircraft security, climbed onto the parked aircraft using control sensors mounted on the fuselage as handholds, according to a TSA official in Chicago, Elio Montenegro.

"Our inspector was following routine procedure for securing the aircraft that were on the tarmac," Montenegro told ABCNews.com.

Routine procedures? Pretty funny.

The TSA agent was attempting to determine if someone could break into a parked aircraft, according to Montenegro.

Did he manage to get inside?

I'm sure it's safe to assume that TSA (airline, not agency) received passing grades on this test.

 

[Monster Buck]

Routine procedures? Pretty funny.




Did he manage to get inside?

I'm sure it's safe to assume that TSA (airline, not agency) received passing grades on this test.

Come on guys, all they wanted to do is show how easy a common person can get into a plane.

He did the experiment just like a real life scenerio. He used his TSA badge to bypass security.....In uniform so as to not be questioned around the planes. And did this quickly....I mean took hours trying it ten times. (Sarcasm intended)

So what if a few people die.....in times of war like this some innocents get in the way. Plus this guy actually got completely through the sixth grade...So he is actually over qualified for the job.

 

[robair73]

TSA is a bunch of f***ing morons!!

 

[joe_pilot]

TSA is a bunch of f***ing morons!!

Huh? What?

I was looking your avatar. That chick is amazing.

 

[joe_pilot]

Make sure you ask them to take off their shoes..... I have done it, it gets some weird looks, until they realise you are serious!! It makes up for the trouble of bothering you in te first place.

Now that is funny.

 

[CA1900]

Turkey Sandwich!


Oh, wait, sorry...

 

[TOOL CRIB]

Too bad the heat wasnt turned on for the probes. That would have taught them. Just like how a 3 year old learns not to touch the stove burners.

 

[TEZ]

Knowing the government, this inspector will get promoted. :angryfire :nuts:

 

[A-Track]

Too bad the heat wasnt turned on for the probes. That would have taught them. Just like how a 3 year old learns not to touch the stove burners.

Yeah but this is how that would have gone down.

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

 

[Lrjtcaptain]

The aircraft pictured are Saabs, I can't tell from the write-ups, is that the aircraft this happened to?

No we are 100% jet on the part 121 side of ORD.

 

[ehaecker]

Meatballs!

 

[flynryan15]

:laugh:

Yeah but this is how that would have gone down.

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

TSA: "Ahh thats hot"

ROTFLMAO

 

[Limeyflyer]

I had the random TSA spot check today, they seemed pretty cool until I told them not to climb on the side using the pitot tubes, they didin't find that very funny

 

[P-Dawg_QX]

I had the random TSA spot check today, they seemed pretty cool until I told them not to climb on the side using the pitot tubes, they didin't find that very funny

HA! Awesome! :beer:

 

[b82rez]

I had the random TSA spot check today, they seemed pretty cool until I told them not to climb on the side using the pitot tubes, they didin't find that very funny

Like the day after some pilot gets in the news for trying to fly intoxicated, some pax coming up to the cockpit and saying "now you guys haven't been drinking, have you"?

I would think that nobody likes being lumped in with the (really idiotic) idiots in our flanks.

 

[rightseatjocky]

Tsa Sucks!!!!!!
:uzi:

 

[siucavflight]

Like the day after some pilot gets in the news for trying to fly intoxicated, some pax coming up to the cockpit and saying "now you guys haven't been drinking, have you"?

I would think that nobody likes being lumped in with the (really idiotic) idiots in our flanks.

Except they are all idiots.

 

[samballs]

When you hire from the projects and trailer parks do expect anything else.

 

[updraft]

I believe that aircraft sabatoge calls for jail time and fines

 

[Captain Morgan]

I believe that aircraft sabatoge calls for jail time and fines

It sure as hell does...