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[I.P. Freley]

If this was real... Do you think that the first thing this person would do would be to get a membership on flightinfo.com and ask this question?

 

[rudypilot]

don't make fun at me. i'm really smart. my instructor said i was a fast learner. everyone has bad days.

 

[Timebuilder]

It's a joke.

You got that from the story told by Rod Machado, didn't you?

In Rod's story, an off duty cop does the same thing. The controller then asks "....is there a gun on board the aircraft....?"

He says "yes", and is then impressed with all the help he gets flying to his airport. When he lands, he is surronded by people with automatic weapons, yadda, yadda.

 

[LAZYB]

If grillin isn't barbecuing, then what is it?

...thought barbecue aficionados made the distinction between flames licking the carcass, burnt skin/fat, and indirect heat.

 

[Jmmccutc]

this wouldn't happen to be TabExpress F/O, or Topgun-MAV would it?

 

[labbats]

I enjoy the taste of Peanut M&Ms.

 

[Cosmo1999]

lol nice try. there was a guy a few years back however who did punch in the 7700 code because he was lost in class b airspace. It took about 2 weeks before that one wasnt funny anymore.

 

[I.P. Freley]

Sometimes I like to fill my tub with water, then stand in it with the shower running, and pretend like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.

 

[Dash8]

If grillin isn't barbecuing, then what is it?

all barbequing is grilling,
but not all grilling is bbq'ing?
thats what i think it is, kinda like an SAT question

 

[I.P. Freley]

"If A, then B" doesn't necessarily mean that "If B, then A", logically speaking.

For instance:

"If I am posting on this thread, then I must have nothing better to do" doesn't logically become "If I have nothing better to do, then I am going to post on this thread".

Though, in this case, it DOES. Sometimes when I have nothing better to do I stand outside and stare blankly into the distance rather than post on this thread.



Thank you for your time. Back to my ritalin.

 

[Dash8]

SAT questions

There was a song that came out last year called 'hey mister' by Custom has a great line that always reminded me of the SAT's

When I'm horny like thirsty,
She's a bottle of water.

 

[rudypilot]

i was logging multi time in a dutchess. don't make fun of my misfortune. some day this will happen to you and then i WILL laugh at you

 

[pilotman2105]

i was logging multi time in a dutchess. don't make fun of my misfortune. some day this will happen to you and then i WILL laugh at you

In the mean time, we will continue to point the finger and laugh while questioning exactly how the he!! you got a "rating" in a C172RG.

No wonder you're in the mess you're in.

 

[FlyChicaga]

Wasn't this posted in a joke thread not too long ago? I just read it somewhere on here. Nice try.

 

[Tags68]

ok ok
let a 14 hour STUDENT explain why this is a joke...
1st... you would have been given a code.. a discreet code, not a common, and certainly not a standard vfr 1200 code... any your wouldnt have confused the code given and the 'squawk altitude'.

2nd of all, entering 7500 as a squawk code seem wrong....
3rd of all, im sure your checklist just before take off says something about about squawking altitude at some point, well at least I do, but I fall under Kennedy's airspace, so maybe he doesn't need to squawk alt.. I don't know..
but god dam son..
my cfi says im a quick learner too... but if I didn't question the atc of the squawk code for clarification. I sure would be bitch slapped...
hehe

oh... didn't you clarify the code you were squawking? didn't they ask you to ident...
flew into class c once... and I had to squawk, ident and all that stuff...
joke over...
dam.....