Too good to do a walkaround FO????

[HA25]

Had her on my plane today! In a pinch............

Amazing first post... What a way to enter one of the oldest pilot forums on the internet!

 

[belchfire]

Ok, well men should only be allowed to tend to my every beck and call.

I want you (your a$$) tight, I want it right......and I want all of you buff, none of this beer belly bull$hit. Period.

Boooohahahahahahaha! YGBSM!!!

It's an old saying...still true though-

"No matter how good she looks, somewhere someone is tired of her bull$heite!"

Well, tough luck...ain't met a woman that is worth trading in my 16 fl.oz. curls for a couple of million crunches!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Capt. Megadeth, from the sounds of it, is a man-eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink.

PS Sorry about the kitchen analogy.

 

[yaya]

Keep searching...

 

[dojetdriver]

PS, don't you guys wonder what we think about you?

Not really. How come women fake orgasms? Becaue they think we care.

 

[HA25]

Not really. How come women fake orgasms? Becaue they think we care.

Yea, I never got that either. Heck, I didn't even know women had orgasms until my wife told me after I got married.

 

[belchfire]

Capt. Megadeth, from the sounds of it, is a man-eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink.

PS Sorry about the kitchen analogy.

Yeah, well that assumes that I have any dignity left after 23 years in aviation and being married for 15 years...

Nope. No dignity left...meter's been on zero for a long time!

I do rather enjoy being the man with the dark, cynical sense of humor...you have to cling to something!

 

[yaya]

Not really. How come women fake orgasms? Becaue they think we care.




...Yea, I never got that either. Heck, I didn't even know women had orgasms until my wife told me after I got married.

This must be the small peanus forum.

 

[yaya]

Figures. This for asa, colgan, comair, etc. Get a real job and maybe your company might have a forum of its own tooooooo.

 

[HA25]

This must be the small peanus forum.

No, actually I'm quite well hung, and my company does have it's own forum, but the guys on there are too mature for such fun discussions as how big our dicks are.

 

[capt. megadeth]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MAN-EATERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Capt. Megadeth, from the sounds of it, is a man-eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink.

PS Sorry about the kitchen analogy.

 

[capt. megadeth]

Not really. How come women fake orgasms? Becaue they think we care.

Yeah, a woman that does this is DUMBER than a box of rocks. Ya gotta make the guy work for it. I'd be like "try again honey, it ain't happenin'." I hate to say it but there are a lot of stupid women out there (much to the delight of some neanderthal men).

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Yeah, a woman that does this is DUMBER than a box of rocks. Ya gotta make the guy work for it. I'd be like "try again honey, it ain't happenin'." I hate to say it but there are a lot of stupid women out there (much to the delight of some neanderthal men).

C'mon Capt. many men fake orgasms too. For instance, have you heard this one before?

"Oh baby, we're gonna go all night long....oh no, don't move...sorry. :0 "

 

[HA25]

I hate to say it but there are a lot of stupid women out there (much to the delight of some neanderthal men).

YES! There is hope! Stupid dingbat women of the world unit!

 

[belchfire]

Yeah, a woman that does this is DUMBER than a box of rocks. Ya gotta make the guy work for it. I'd be like "try again honey, it ain't happenin'." I hate to say it but there are a lot of stupid women out there (much to the delight of some neanderthal men).

Lotta dumb guys out there that get wrapped up around the axel worrying about what a woman thinks too-for example the profusion of spiky, peroxided haircuts out there...

and that there are 165 posts about some gal that thinks she's too good to do a walkaround instead of the first CA that ran amok of the problem arranging an unpaid trip for her to the CP's office!